Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Noodleface

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Why is the pitbull being use to further describe how gross she is? Pits are awesome.
Common ghetto dog

I don't want to argue the merits of the breed. Fact of the matter is it's the most common dog in the ghetto
 
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Frenzied Wombat

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There is no mystery here. The under 30 crowd on Tinder are mostly all girls with Daddy issues trying to reconcile their environmentally conditioned sluttiness with their biological drive to gatekeeper that pussy. That's why they do 180 degree turns where they change their minds on sex/intimacy giving the appearance of being schizo.
 
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Tarrant

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Common ghetto dog

I don't want to argue the merits of the breed. Fact of the matter is it's the most common dog in the ghetto

Mixed breeds usually are the most common dog in lower income areas. Just because it has a boxy head doesn't make it a pit.
 
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Tarrant

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I mean, you’re wrong, but alright. ignorance for the sake of ignorance is just disappointing to me is all. -shrug-
 
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TJT

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Fuck dogs. Most people shouldn't have them, don't train them for shit if at all nor take care of them properly.
 
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Gavinmad

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Mixed breeds usually are the most common dog in lower income areas. Just because it has a boxy head doesn't make it a pit.

Dude, I used to work in a Veterinary office that had free office hours a couple times a week so we got tons of traffic from the nearby black neighborhoods. If it wasn't a pit, it was an obvious pit mix. Noodle isn't wrong.
 
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Tarrant

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A mutt with a bully breed in it isn’t a bully breed, it’s a mutt.

Anyways, we can take this to the dog thread, I’m sorry for encouraging a derail.

Moving on...

Anyway, moving on.

Regarding the tinder stories the one I have was this chick who was maybe a 6/10 with huge boobs talked with me for a few days. She invited me over for dinner and proceeded to give me one of the best blowjobs I’d ever had...which was great since her cooking sucked.

I left and we talked maybe one more time after that where she gave me the whole “omg that never happens, I never do things like that.” Speech and I decided I didn’t wanna risk more crazies in my life.

That’s my only encounter with Tinder really I was always paranoid of hookups.
 
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Noodleface

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It's fine. The dog is thing was a small part of the story. The important part is she isn't a gilf
 
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Khane

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The only thing I got out of this derail is that Tarrant is afraid of blowjobs.
 
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Noodleface

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So what I left out is what's happened because I was doing stuff with my kids.

First time I met her was at a bar and I was drunk. I laughed,not even ashamed to admit it. But she was high on something so she doesn't remember. The dudes always been the biggest pothead I know, but very responsible and even co-owns his HVAC company. She's on disability (lol) and has some major pain pills. She is always blasted out of her mind because she talks real slow and looks like she's falling asleep talking.

He's started to act weird too so pretty sure they're into heavy drugs now. They got an apartment together and his mother is having collection agencies calling and mailing her house all day everyday. The chick uses all her money on drugs and they can't afford rent. I'm pretty sure they're on the verge of eviction but that's just guessing.

We've discussed what he could possibly see in her and I got no idea. He's not a bad looking guy, if a bit skinny. Hes got a great personality and could easily reel in a normal chick. It's so fucking weird. There are no theories except drugs. I can't make heads or tails of it.

The biggest thing was at my wife's other brothers wedding, she locked herself in the bathroom screaming and crying. They had to call the cops and ambulance and rush her out because.of some drug.overdose.

I don't allow her over our house. And close to not allowing him.
 

iannis

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I wouldn't. They'll steal shit.

I mean not to be a dick, but addicts gonna addict.

Maybe he just doesn't know how to get out. If he's been a long time pothead the women probably are the ones that leave him. So when he's got a hold of one that won't leave him when he cokes out and sells the TV...

Whatever it is it sounds brutal.
 

lurkingdirk

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