Big Phoenix
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Idk I don't clean my toilet with my toothbrush.
As far as the random increase in sex drive, Dr drew on Loveline always said that was due to cheaters trying to cover up for their cheating.
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As far as the random increase in sex drive, Dr drew on Loveline always said that was due to cheaters trying to cover up for their cheating.
Noodleface
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Yeah I understand that there's just 0% chance she is. She's carting two kids around all day and my 4 year old is a loud mouth. He would've mentioned another guy
Noodleface
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Fuck it you're right. Fuck this bitch!!! You know what, tonight I'm fucking another chick from the bar! Serves her right
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I mean from just being in the same room as your toilet.
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Don't rule out emotional cheating, like she's texting a dude about his saucy love of p'zones and one thing leads to another...
But yeah check the phone after inexplicable sex drive increase.
But yeah check the phone after inexplicable sex drive increase.
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Jebus on toast, guys. Way to make a dude insecure.
Noodle, she's not cheating. Women go through massive shifts in their sexual cycles. It happens. Who knows what is at the root of this? Enjoy the sex.
Noodle, she's not cheating. Women go through massive shifts in their sexual cycles. It happens. Who knows what is at the root of this? Enjoy the sex.
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Hosix
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Truth but such a slippery slope. Emotional cheating is bad and it leads to the old “shoulder to cry on leads to a dick to ride on”
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Wantonsoup95
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I deal with shit at work, the last thing I want is my dick in shit too.
Just say no to a poop noodle!
I will never understand the appeal of putting your dick in an asshole.
Just say no to a poop noodle!
I will never understand the appeal of putting your dick in an asshole.
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Khane
Got something right about marriage
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Chanur
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Lurking is trying to throw you off the trail Noodle!!
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