Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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The_Black_Log Foler

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I'm usually not into Latin chicks, but exceptions can be made.
iannis iannis broooooo. Latin chicks are best (other than peurto Rican and vz bitches). Best right after Arab (non Muslim) chicks.

Ur missing out man!
 
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The_Black_Log Foler

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So who's wives here are into latex and BDSM?
 
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alavaz

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I don't like the way buttsex feels. It's like one tight ring with a wide open meadow once you get in. Vagina is definitely the superior hole.
 
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lurkingdirk

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I do believe this is the first time in history that the inside of an ass has been described as an open meadow. We have some fucking poets up in here.
 
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Jackie Treehorn

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I’m not a fan of the way anal feels either. And after a minute it relaxes and doesn’t even stay tight, then you’re just left with a completely different texture than pussy that doesn’t feel nearly as good to me.
 
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TJT

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Anal is about how perverse it is man. But I'm a big fan of rough sex. Luckily my woman is too.
 
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Hoss

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I like the idea of anal better than I like the anal itself. Sometimes I think about putting it in her ass to push me over the edge. But when we actually do it about once a year, it's too much work (she only wants it missionary style so adjustments have to be made). I'm glad that I'm with a woman who's down for it. It would probably eat away at me if it was completely off the table even though I don't like it much.

But she does like me to finger her ass and use anal beads when I eat her. I keep daring her to stick a finger in my ass during BJs. She will work the taint and rim but that's it.
 
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The_Black_Log Foler

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This is a serious question for those who have experienced and haven't.

If you've been with a woman who was a complete freak in bed, really open to anything and the woman your currently married to isn't so much. Has that caused any sexual friction or tension? Or is just kinda like "been there done that" and you're ok with more vanilla stuff?
 
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iannis

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By the time you marry them you've made your choice.

Unless it was because she got caught. In which case you quietly cheat.
 
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