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Shut up, man. It isn't like I know she likes having her nipples flicked while riding me like a stallion...
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Marriage and the Power of Divorce
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Shut up, man. It isn't like I know she likes having her nipples flicked while riding me like a stallion...
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I do believe this is the first time in history that the inside of an ass has been described as an open meadow. We have some fucking poets up in here.
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I’m not a fan of the way anal feels either. And after a minute it relaxes and doesn’t even stay tight, then you’re just left with a completely different texture than pussy that doesn’t feel nearly as good to me.
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I like the idea of anal better than I like the anal itself. Sometimes I think about putting it in her ass to push me over the edge. But when we actually do it about once a year, it's too much work (she only wants it missionary style so adjustments have to be made). I'm glad that I'm with a woman who's down for it. It would probably eat away at me if it was completely off the table even though I don't like it much.
But she does like me to finger her ass and use anal beads when I eat her. I keep daring her to stick a finger in my ass during BJs. She will work the taint and rim but that's it.
But she does like me to finger her ass and use anal beads when I eat her. I keep daring her to stick a finger in my ass during BJs. She will work the taint and rim but that's it.
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This is a serious question for those who have experienced and haven't.
If you've been with a woman who was a complete freak in bed, really open to anything and the woman your currently married to isn't so much. Has that caused any sexual friction or tension? Or is just kinda like "been there done that" and you're ok with more vanilla stuff?
If you've been with a woman who was a complete freak in bed, really open to anything and the woman your currently married to isn't so much. Has that caused any sexual friction or tension? Or is just kinda like "been there done that" and you're ok with more vanilla stuff?
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