Alex
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Marriage and the Power of Divorce
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
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Karen
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moonarchia
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TheBeagle
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Asian dudes just aren't equipped to handle crazy ass white/hispanic bitches. It is known.
Sounds like Ossoi has some underlying self esteem issues: 1/2 chinese/always mentioning how ripped he is/sex parties/etc. Crazy bitches have a sixth sense for that kind of weakness and will push that button every chance they get.
Sounds like Ossoi has some underlying self esteem issues: 1/2 chinese/always mentioning how ripped he is/sex parties/etc. Crazy bitches have a sixth sense for that kind of weakness and will push that button every chance they get.
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TJT
Mr. Poopybutthole
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And not even within the general realm of expertise here. Which is hardcore poopsocking.
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SeanDoe1z1
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When I realized I was treating pussy the same way I was treating alcohol a lot of things happened to click. It made a lot more sense when I realized most women learn this very thing too, especially the more attractive ones. Its called a snatch for a reason.
Same thing with the gym, although a positive focus is a hell of a lot better than a negative focus.
/shrug, brains can suck. Use it to your advantage. Or not. I don't care. A little coke here or there may not seem bad, but its an enabler all the same. Either you're worth millions and who gives a fuck, or you're struggling to find yourself and that should be the first thing to cut out.
Same thing with the gym, although a positive focus is a hell of a lot better than a negative focus.
/shrug, brains can suck. Use it to your advantage. Or not. I don't care. A little coke here or there may not seem bad, but its an enabler all the same. Either you're worth millions and who gives a fuck, or you're struggling to find yourself and that should be the first thing to cut out.
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Cocaine has absolutely nothing to do with my predicament. The cocaine is something I do at the fetish parties every 6-8 weeks because literally everyone else is. It has absolutely zero impact on my behaviour and is just another social lubricant, like alcohol.
I hooked up with the girl in question after the last party was cancelled and about 10 of us met up anyway. No drugs were touched by me that night.
As for attending fetish parties - some people are kinky and like to express that side of them around other kinky people without fear of judgement. Nothing wrong with that.
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Well it's not a secret. She is the reason I was travelling to Poland in the first place - it was at her birthday party that I met the other chick. It's not a secret that I went on holiday with her, that I film with her etc.
The Dominatrix is a legit 8.5/9 - 10. The other girl is like a 6.5 and admits "I'm not as attractive but I am more intelligent" (although that's debatable, because a PhD in philosophy isn't bringing in $10-15k a month like the other chick)
I was always straight up with her - "yes me and Dominatrix have a thing, we are good friends and she's special to me - but she is legitimately crazy and I know she'd treat me the same way she treats her current BF" I've known her almost two years and I've only just met you, but I'm here for Xmas/NYE with you, cooking all the meals etc". Didn't realise the other chick would turn out to be crazy as well.
But yeah, the moral preachiness is funny. What is this, 80s Mary Whitehouse america or some shit?
Besides, it's not like any bars/clubs are open in UK right now.
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Big Phoenix
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TJT
Mr. Poopybutthole
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The proper response when encountering batshit crazy poon is to attempt to bang the crazy out of her. Do this until she explodes and you need to escape in fear of your life. This is the tried and true method I have dealt with every crazy bitch I've ever been with. It was worth it every time.
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Soygen
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The proper response when encountering batshit crazy poon is to attempt to bang the crazy out of her. Do this until she explodes and you need to escape in fear of your life. This is the tried and true method I have dealt with every crazy bitch I've ever been with. It was worth it every time.
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The proper response when encountering batshit crazy poon is to attempt to bang the crazy out of her. Do this until she explodes and you need to escape in fear of your life. This is the tried and true method I have dealt with every crazy bitch I've ever been with. It was worth it every time.
That's almost exactly what happened
I wanted to go to sleep without having to keep one eye open.
Just earlier today I saw the guy that the Dominatrix phoned to ask about crazy chick. He said he had to stay up with her after a night out because she was legitimately talking about killing someone
Kiroy
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I'd agree that cocaine is probably the least of your problems assuming you'd like anything other than a completely toxic relationships or meaningless hookups with psychopaths. If that's what you want than keep on keeping on.
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TJT
Mr. Poopybutthole
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What is this pussy shit? When this happens you just lul and bail if it gets serious.
Same applies to you. Ask for advice here? No dude, you just bail.
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LachiusTZ
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The proper response when encountering batshit crazy poon is to attempt to bang the crazy out of her. Do this until she explodes and you need to escape in fear of your life. This is the tried and true method I have dealt with every crazy bitch I've ever been with. It was worth it every time.
Until you actually bang the crazy out of one . . . then you get married.
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Fucker
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I think it's hilarious. People who are bad at pattern recognition are an endless source of entertainment. I can't wait for the epilogue. Or, in your case, the epitaph.
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Fucker
Log Wizard
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LachiusTZ
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