Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Tarrant

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Pemulis said:
yeah, God forbid this thread got interesting to follow again... :rolleyes:
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It’s always been interesting I thought and no where did I say anything that’s going on is bad or what not. Just it’s got really weird.

but please, continue on with that assumption.
 
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There is a difference between someone like Onoes (means well, makes some mistakes, bounces back) and degenerates like Ossi or J53. The latter really belong in the GWBYH thread in Screenshots where trainwrecks belong. Most of what has gone in this thread has been constructive, even if mean or harsh at times. There is nothing constructive to say to dungeon beta or whore monger.
 
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Chanur

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Johnny53 said:
First therapy session was uneventful, she wants me to swear off all cam whores, i am agreeable to that and i am not inclined to make demands of her, since asking for certain things over the course of 30 years are yielded very few positive results, her demands are clear cut, mine would be subjective (she could reason in her mind she is doing enough, while i can feel she is not)
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Is this something you think you can do?
 
Adebisi

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Adebisi said:
Welp, I'm down to three Bumble Baes now. Moved them off the app and now texting because Bumble as a texting app is a goddamn travesty. So I'm working with the following:

1. G age 39. Very hot and funny. Employed as an elderly care worker and seems to genuinely love her job and helping people. No signs of the nurse/care worker crustiness that 90% of them have. Downside: she is "spiritual".
2. M age 33. Cute and thicc. Highschool teacher. Plays D&D weekly. Only one I've already banged. Not bad.
3. L age 41. Super interesting to chat with. She's into cooking like I am. IT career. Can't tell if hot due to what I think is some work done.

Story about another one. This girl had all the social justice on her profile, which usually I can sneak around. But she pretty much wanted me to profess my comittment to fighting the patriarchy and declaring my feminist ways. This wasn't a hint - it was very much "ARE YOU A FEMINIST" and "WHAT WOULD YOU DO TO THE PATRIARCHY?". I wish I took a screenshot because I quickly blocked her (which removes her from my bumble).
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So I'm trying to reduce the amount of work these ladies are and I end up adding more. Yes I'm bragging and complaining here.

C was hot irl. Smashed. Will do again. She's not crazy and pretty well established on her own.
G had a goddess body. Omg . But she's woo woo crazy. Will have to lose this one slow
New player: L age 42. Also woo woo crazy. Great bod from what I can tell.
New player: D age mid 30s. Met at friend's party irl. No crazy detected so far. Challenge: shared friend
 
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Johnny53 said:
well she was tired of me spending time/money on camwhores, and coupled with my past, she said she had enough, she moved to the spare room in february, i told her watching cam whores was like watching a tv show, she says i am a sex addict, what because i like to orgasm ?, she started a bumble account, i checked her phone and realized thru her conversations with other guys, just how boring she is...she pushed for counseling and reading self help books, personally i think she wants affirmation that i am the whole problem, whatever, I have had better stronger orgasms without her help..first conseling session is tonight
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I mean no offense but .... you sort/kind of/might be the problem..
 
Hoss

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Johnny53 said:
Subjective is the sense that i need her to pay more attention to me...overall
she quickly got off the sex addict diagnosis, sex consumes my thoughts as much as it does for every other male, hence i am closer to normal then she perceives, the difference is i acted upon my impulses in retaliation for what i viewed as lack of attention from her
but what would i know...i am a " trainwreck"
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That sounds like a case of y'all speaking different love languages. You like attention. What do you do to make her feel loved?

Not so much what do you try. But what works. Probably need her to answer.
 
Denamian

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Phazael said:
There is a difference between someone like Onoes (means well, makes some mistakes, bounces back) and degenerates like Ossi or J53. The latter really belong in the GWBYH thread in Screenshots where trainwrecks belong. Most of what has gone in this thread has been constructive, even if mean or harsh at times. There is nothing constructive to say to dungeon beta or whore monger.
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If this latest episode in the J53 Saga becomes less than grown up I will gladly move it to the GWBYH thread. I know he did post about the ultimatum there.

Johnny53 Johnny53 let me know of you have a preference either way.
 
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BrutulTM said:
I've watched a few of those meetings on pornhub.com and they always just wind up having an orgy.
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Thats the Hollywood version.

In truth he'll be fucking fat bitches in the bathroom.

Khane said:
Oh how many times I've incorrectly hypothesized
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There's a saying. If you meet an asshole in the morning then no big deal. You just met an asshole. But if you keep meeting assholes all day long your the asshole.

I think that applies to crazy SOs.
 
Hoss

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Couldn't think of a better way to say girlfriend so it can be turned around and apply to you.
 
Khane

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You seriously overestimate how long it takes to go from "She seems normal" to "What the fuck have I gotten myself into"

"Girlfriend"... hah!
 
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Hoss

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I told you already. Check the bathrooms and utility closets.
 
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