Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Jackie Treehorn said:
She described her American name as a “throwaway.”
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Interesting. My wife is the opposite. Only her parents use her Chinese name.

Also, WeChat is fucking cancerous. I have to do a periodic cache cleaning of my mother-in-law's phone or else it fills up the storage and grinds the device to a halt.
 
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Captain Suave said:
Interesting. My wife is the opposite. Only her parents use her Chinese name.

Also, WeChat is fucking cancerous. I have to do a periodic cache cleaning of my mother-in-law's phone or else it fills up the storage grinds the device to a halt.
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I’ve read WeChat is really toxic if you get into it and have a lot of friends on there, etc. For me it’s just a novelty with her so I don’t expect to use it much. She did immediately start sending me voice messages on it which is apparently a popular thing vs. texting
 
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Jackie Treehorn said:
I’ve read WeChat is really toxic if you get into it and have a lot of friends on there, etc. For me it’s just a novelty with her so I don’t expect to use it much. She did immediately start sending me voice messages on it which is apparently a popular thing vs. texting
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Yep, my best friend is chinese and they all do voice messages through wechat
 
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The most unrealistic thing about The Expanse is everyone video calling by default. This isn't a TV show so we can see the actors act, the books do it too.
 
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I guess I was extrapolating the implied annoyance of WeChat voice messaging to everyone using video communication in the expanse.
 
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It was a bit of a stretch. I certainly remember avidrala sending and receiving texts while she was meeting with other people.

I don't even bother to listen to voice chats when they're sent to me. If you have some drunken ramblings to share with me, then turn on voice to text so we can both laugh about it later.
 
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I know I’ve shared that story elsewhere here. Maybe that thread. He was a mid -30’s balding dude who played Ultima Online every night and had a real goddamn broadsword in his apartment. Met him through my ex’s job. Used to play board games with him often


Anyway, I find out she’s fucking about 3 guys. 4 if you include me - sex was never our problem. Me being an asshole and her being a cunt was the problem. Both extremely type A personalities. Dork sides with her when I decided to split. She’s staying at his place and he’s thinking he’ll finally get a piece of that ass for simping for her. I show up there for some reason that escapes me and he comes out of the fucking apartment swinging that goddamn broadsword like some balding, turbo-dork Conan the Barbarian only if Conan wore T shirts just a bit too tight for his fat and tucked them into black jeans.

I don’t have much to add to this thread. My ex wife was a toxic bitch and our relationship was held together by growing up in the same hometown and copious amounts of filthy sex. Second wife is a saint and I’d take a bullet for her without thinking. She’s blessed me with perfect boys. And I had no kids with the ex thankfully. Her sneaking birth control had one positive.

Plus, none of her friends have goddamn broadswords and the weirdest shit I’ve been asked was to measure the miniscus on several medicine cups of urine my fucked in the head mother in law collected from her since passed 90 year old husband when he had some prostate issues and couldn’t pee. He was mad mainly because it made his viagra hardons like pushing rope and he couldn’t ejactulate. TMI but when I did a wellness check on them it turns out she wasn’t answering the phone because she kept staring at the goddamn urine cups to measure his urine passed over 24 hours.

there. Two fucked up marriage stories.
 
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I dont know what i expected.

Measure the miniscus? as in your knee miniscus?
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How's it going chasing the dragon, Jackie Treehorn Jackie Treehorn ?
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Excellent. She always exceeds my expectations. We spent most of Sunday and all day Monday together. I can now confirm as of a while back she does indeed possess a vagina. Easily one of the best women I’ve dated in years. As already stated, she’s extraordinarily warm, generous, and funny, and she has a great body to boot. Not much else to say really, other than she’s very easy going and drama free. I think her being a farm / country girl has shaped her into someone I can really identify with. She’s impressed by very small things. Easy to please and expresses positivity at every corner and has for months now.
 
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Jackie Treehorn said:
Excellent. She always exceeds my expectations. We spent most of Sunday and all day Monday together. I can now confirm as of a while back she does indeed possess a vagina. Easily one of the best women I’ve dated in years. As already stated, she’s extraordinarily warm, generous, and funny, and she has a great body to boot. Not much else to say really, other than she’s very easy going and drama free. I think her being a farm / country girl has shaped her into someone I can really identify with. She’s impressed by very small things. Easy to please and expresses positivity at every corner and has for months now.
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Well hopefully that continues on and no rug pulls happen.
 
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Forgot to mention one thing I found really compelling - she can actually sing and has a good voice! She mentioned doing karaoke once before. Yesterday we were sitting on the couch and I had some Chinese food tourism thing on YouTube. Some classical? Chinese song came on in the background and she started singing. I was like you have a really nice voice! Xie xie she said.
 
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