Marriage and the Power of Divorce

I'm married and still give a fuck. I'm just going from previous experiences.

Holy fuck, night of my life. Will give details later.

He got to touch BOTH boobies.

Threesome. (with a second dude)

Wasn't me!

On a side note, went to Comicon Phoenix today. Apparently, I need to find a nerd girl. I was not expecting to be attracted to 90% of the female attendees, but holy shit. Very fun day.

Xarpolis_sl said:

I would say that the "doesn't give a shit" attitude is what does it. If you really don't care if a girl says yes or no, she's more likely to say yes. I don't know why that is, except women are stupid. I'm sure lindz could back me up on this one.

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If you don't care whether a woman says yes or no you'll come off a lot more sincere since you really just don't care. Also, you'll be more confident and you'll probably be saying funnier shit. It's not really a mystery why not caring works well.

So Saturday she came up to my house and brought a bunch of food to cook dinner. She's a great cool and everything was delicious. Afterwards we tried to go for a walk on a trail by a river near my house but we only made it 5 minutes before we were swarmed by Mosquitos and had to turn back. Total disaster but ohh well.

So we go back to my house, put a movie on, and start messing around. So after about 30 minutes of messing around I get her boobs out. After a bit she tells me that she loves her nipples being bitten(lightly). This is the first that I started realizing I might have a freaky girl on my hands. The entire time she's being very vocal and sexual. Extremely sexy.

We go up to my bedroom and continue to mess around. I get her naked and lay her down and start kissing and biting(very lightly)her up and down her entire body, legs,boobs, neck, inner thighs, really teasing her and taking my time she fucking loves it. So we exchange oral and she is great at it. She asks if I have a rubber and I do. She tells me she loves being on top so she gets on top and she is fantastic. So she's on top and I start rubbing her clit while she's on top. She starts to orgasm and I feel a warm liquid start to gush over my stomach and groin area.

We have a squirter.

We keep going at it. The condom is really fucking me up cause it's been like 10 years since I've used on and it's really throwing me off. I take it off and start 69ing with her. I start spanking her ass during this and she starts squirting on my face. I'm completely into it at this point and it's like the nectar of the Gods pouring down on my face. We keep doing stuff for awhile but not much else of note.

Afterwards we are talking and she tells me about her high sex drive and how she needs a lot of sex on the regular. She also tells me when she gets off by herself she cums like 20 times because "it's not worth it unless you get double digits."

We wake up the next morning and have round two before we take a day trip to the beach which was a ton of fun. On the way back we establish that we aren't going to date/fuck other people until we see where this goes.

I'm in love I thinks.


Edit: haha Balls in your court onoes.

Onoes v2.0

That my friend is how you get back into the game. Good luck with it and as always, show us her tits and/or keep posting. Whatever.

In love after 1 date. What could go wrong?

I can't wait to see where this drama train is headed!

I thought it couldn't get any hotter, then Tarrant went and made it so.

I'm completely at peace with whatever that liquid may be.