Marriage and the Power of Divorce

mkopec_sl said:

LOL, too bad my wife does not read.

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I found that my wife hates porn, but she got pretty turned on when we watched softcore crap on skinemax

We started the hike yesterday at 11:00 and finished around 5:30. It was 13.5 miles up to the top of a mountain and back down. I was doing fine until the last leg of the trail which was up a steep incline for about 30 minutes. It fucking killed me. When I got to the top I was thinking this will be sweet as hell to hike down now. Nope. The hike down was steep and rocky as hell and took about as much energy to keep myself upright as it did walking up the cocksucker. After that we got lost for an hour and ended up having to cross a swift knee high stream and then hike another couple miles on a gravel road to get to our vehicles. Shit was hardcore. I was asleep by 8:30.

The important thing is that you lived.

We don't know that man, she could have assumed his board identity

But did you bang as a reward? That's the most important part. If yes, did you shower first, or go at it covered in sweat & musk?

Noodleface_sl said:

We don't know that man, she could have assumed his board identity

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Hopefully she likes to post tits. No harm wished on Big J-to-tha-A but I love me sexy nurse titties.

Xarpolis_sl said:

But did you bang as a reward? That's the most important part. If yes, did you shower first, or go at it covered in sweat & musk?

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Was way to tired to fuck post hike. In the morning we woke up late, she was rushing around like a maniac trying to get ready, and I pulled the Marc Antony line from the HBO series Rome that I've always wanted to use, "I'm not moving from this bed until I've fucked someone." It worked. She got naked, hopped on top and fucked the shit out of me. Scratched "use Rome line successfully" off the bucket list and went hiking.

Noodleface_sl said:

Something strange has happened in the last few weeks. At first I thought it was a fluke, but now I am sure it is on purpose..

My wife is a heavy reader, she has a degree in English (lol) and also enjoys writing a lot - it's her thing. She stopped reading when we were planning the wedding and basically hasn't had time to read much besides ASOIAF since a few weeks ago. I noticed she was back into reading very heavily, basically skipping TV/movies/video games and only reading. This doesn't bother me as it lets me play more video games and basically not watch shitty HGTV shows.

Anyways, the point of all of this is I noticed after reading she was much more frisky. I'm talking she will put the book down and immediately be initiating sex, something she rarely does. Last night it was revealed that the guys in these novels she's reading (Nora Roberts.. lol, and some others) remind her of me and make her think of me.

Basically I think these romance novels are warming her up and she's getting horny. Any other wives like this?

For me, my wife could say "hello" and I am at full mast. If I watch a porn scene I am basically dry humping her body. She reads a romance novel and shes slobbering on the ween.

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My wife is like that as well, but it has to be a really good "romance" novel to get her chomping at the bit lol.

Trouble in paradise boys!!!! The crazy is starting to show. I'll fill you in tonight when I can type on my desktop. I'm sure there will be further developments today too.

Let's hope you're as reckless as onoes.

Bragon_sl said:

Huh oh.
That didn't take long.

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It never does.

Last Wednesday I had to meet with my ex-wife at the bank to cash some check that we're made out in both our names. It was really awkward, we didn't really speak at all and she wouldn't even look at me. As we were leaving she told said goodbye and started crying as she walked away. I told the new girl about the meeting at the bank and how awkward it was etc. so the new girl assumes the ex still has feelings for me and wants to get back together(probably a correct assumption) but I want nothing to do with ex and tell the new girl that. Also me and the ex had two cats together that I told the ex 8 months ago she could have when she got a new place. I'm hoping the ex doesn't want them anymore cause I like the little fuckers and want to keep them but if she asks for them I'll give them back to her because I said I would. Also I have some personal items of my ex's that I need to mail back to her. It's some awards from work, tax returns, shit like that She should have.

So new girl goes into possessive new girlfriend mode and starts telling me I should tell my ex to not contact me again and tell her that I have a new gf etc. I tell her that I appreciate her advice but I got the situation under control.


Fast forward a few days to this morning. I get this text at 6am.

"Can u please mail ur ex wife back her stuff today so u don't need to be in contact w her again? There's no reason u need to communicate again w her. Ask her if she wants the cats or not and whatever else u need to discuss w her so she's not around anymore. I don't want her in my life or yours. Tell her u don't want to be in contact afterwards and u have a gf and its done forever."

So I reply back" Good morning to you too" and wait

She says "Just being honest about that stuff. It's me or her."

I reply"I have a distaste for ultimatums, especially completely unnecessary ones. You're making an issue out of a non-issue. I appreciate your advice but I have it under control"

Nothing back from her yet. I haven't talked to my ex-wife except. In weeks outside of the meeting at the bank and planing to meet her. I don't know why my ex-wife is even an issue. No way in fucking hell I'd ever even consider getting back together with her.

This shit is a major red flag for me. Not interested in a crazy controlling girlfriend.

Julian_sl said:

I told the new girl about the meeting at the bank and how awkward it was etc.

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Honest question: why in the fuck would you tell her about it, this early on? There is no positive outcome to that conversation, whatsoever. She's over reacting sure, but you brought that shit on yourself.

I agree with Eomer. It's a lot like a woman saying "I ran into this guy I used to fuck at the super market. It was super awkward, and I'm pretty sure he's still not over me". There was no reason to tell her that other than to inflate your own ego. I mean shit, we've all done it... "Pffft, bitch still wants the D", but it wasn't a great idea.

I agree with the girl.

"It's me or her"

Welp you had fun banging her I hope. After 1 week I would say ultimatums shouldn't be on the table.

Get the fuck out.

I just want to be on record for saying "get the fuck out."

Ah so the plot twist here was J2A is the crazy one in the relationship. Very M Night Shamanalan of you.

If there is a chance of this relationship becoming serious, then this absolutely is a red flag for jealous, controlling behavior. If she doesn't think you can be an adult when dealing with your exes, that's her problem, not yours. Next thing you know she's going to go off if she catches you checking out yoga pants, and will need to know where you've been every minute of the day (and probably not believe you without evidence). Don't let her tell you who you can and cannot talk to. If she can't trust you, then don't go there - it will make you miserable.

Yeah, ex-wife != some girl from the bar that I fucked once.

Just tell her to calm her tits, and apologize for laying something heavy on her so early. But I think this one might be broken already.

Bright side: Successful use of the Marc Antony line.