Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Soygen

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I think you'd fuck just about anything at this point Chaos bro.
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iannis

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Chaos needs a watermelon. A canteloupe just will not do.

We all remember the pic. Don't pretend like you don't.
 

BrotherWu

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Who is this Shelly person and why was she covered in gravy (not big "G" "Gravy" but the meaty sauce)?
 

Tuco

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Yeah she stopped calling and texting me after all those texts that one day.

Last night I pulled my phone out of my pocket and I was in the process of ass dialing her from my voice message screen. I hung up immediately but she did text me later and asked what I wanted, told me that I just walked out on her, and told me not to worry because she wasn't pregnant lol.
Haha. That's a number you definitely want to avoid ass-dialing.
 

Onoes

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I left the crazy girls number in my phone, because if she called I wanted to see who it was so that I wouldn't answer, as opposed to picking up and being put in the situation of having to either hang up on her or talk to her. I figured either of those situations could be bad, so just leave it in there and avoid them both.
 

chaos

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I talked to my wife yesterday a little. She's agreed to see a therapist, found one who specializes in anxiety and depression, told her I will try and be more open and discuss problems rather than let them fester and she agreed to do more to take the load off of me. Which she has already been doing for the past few days, since last Wednesday when I got all pissed off and very nearly had my little meltdown. Its a good thing, I think.
 

Soygen

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I talked to my wife yesterday a little. She's agreed to see a therapist, found one who specializes in anxiety and depression, told her I will try and be more open and discuss problems rather than let them fester and she agreed to do more to take the load off of me. Which she has already been doing for the past few days, since last Wednesday when I got all pissed off and very nearly had my little meltdown. Its a good thing, I think.
Good. I hope both of your situations improve.
 

iannis

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Yeah, that's a step in the right direction. She can't be enjoying this either.

One would hazard a guess that she is miserable.
 

chaos

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I don't know, honestly. The anxiety is, of course, terrible. And I am sure she is depressed. But aside from that she seems happy most of the time. You know, when our kids aren't driving her batfuck crazy.
 

Haast

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I talked to my wife yesterday a little. She's agreed to see a therapist, found one who specializes in anxiety and depression, told her I will try and be more open and discuss problems rather than let them fester and she agreed to do more to take the load off of me. Which she has already been doing for the past few days, since last Wednesday when I got all pissed off and very nearly had my little meltdown. Its a good thing, I think.
Glad to hear it, it sounds like the first steps towards a better existence for you both. Try to keep the momentum going, despite your difficult schedule.
 

Tenks

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I feel bad for my boss/coworker/friend because he's in the middle of a divorce. He's maybe five years older than I am but has three kids. I think like 7,5,2 or something. He met his wife in college when he was a senior and her a freshman and it sounds like she now needs to get her party girl/irresponsable phase out. She's brought up to the arbitrator how on some nights during the week she can't be in charge of dropping the kids off because she'll be out until midnight. He said it all happened somewhat suddenly over the course of just a few months. Things were fine then spiraled into the shitter rapidly. She also cited for the divorce one of the reasons is that he seemed to spend more time with his children than she did. He wasn't really sure how that was his fault. He was always the one taking his daughters to/from soccer and dance practice while his wife just stayed at home.
 

BrotherWu

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Sounds like the wife already has something going. It takes a very special kind of bitch to force a divorce on young kids because she wants to sow her oats.
 

Frenzied Wombat

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Sounds like the wife already has something going. It takes a very special kind of bitch to force a divorce on young kids because she wants to sow her oats.
The real sad thing is any infidelity, irresponsibility, and neglect on her part will have zero bearing on child support, alimony, and custody if/when this hits the courts once the divorce commences. Short of her being found with a heroin needle in her arm she'll still get the kids and a fat check each month. The guy is basically fucked whether he stays with her or not, and the sad fact is that if his kids are the most important thing to him, he's probably better off staying with her to at least defray the negative influence she'll have on the kids' upbringing.

I was informed a while back that one of my dad's friends had been told by his wife of 10 years that she had been cheating on him and wanted a divorce. They have three kids together all under eight years old. The husband agreed to let her keep the house since the kids grew up there and he didn't want to take them away from that. Well, not two weeks later (divorce just underway) the kids report back that the new boyfriend has practically moved in, and that they can hear their mom banging him as they watch Saturday morning cartoons. Husband obviously goes apeshit, files all sorts of motions in court to try and get custody and get the dude out of what is still his house. He gets the courts to compel the guy not to live there until the divorce is finalized, but supposedly he's still there every other day, just doesn't sleep over. Mom ramps up the propaganda because now her husband is "an asshole" and "all gloves are off now" for interfering with her new relationship, and starts feeding the kids all sorts of lies that their dad is a scumbag/deadbeat and how "Harold" (the new BF) will treat them so great. Well, the husband was found dead two weeks later, sitting in his car outside his wife's (his) house, in the early AM by a dog walker. In the car the police found a bouquet of roses and a bottle of sleeping pills.

That's my happy story for the day.