Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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TheBeagle

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Let's look at this from a strictly biological perspective. You agree that the 'ejaculate' comes from the urethra, but isn't pee. What would be the purpose of this ejaculate and why would it come out the urethra? It's certainly not for the purpose of lubrication because that's already taken care of by specialized mucosal tissues in the vagina itself, not outside the vagina where the urethra is. In order for this non-lubricating 'ejaculate' to not be pee, and be produced in the quantities you describe some sort of organ that specializes in producing and/or storing that 'ejaculate' must be present. I have a BS in Biology bro, there's no such organ.

It's pee dude. It's not some magic sex fluid.

*edit* Hmm, upon further review there might be something to female ejaculation, google Skene's gland if your curious. Still not definitive either way. We obviously need more research on female ejaculation, lol.
 

Slaythe

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Fixed this for you bro.

It's okay to be into water sports but lets call it for what it is.
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And even though you can't deliver crazy...which while slightly disappointing is probably a good thing, hopefully you can do us a solid and at least deliver us tits.
Your edit to Khane's post made me laugh so loud a coworker asked what was so funny. I can't tuco+ you unfortunately, but just wanted to say well done.
 

Tuco

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When I researched this it was surprisingly inconclusive. Basically it comes from the urethra but doesn't appear to be urine. One thing is for sure though, even if I got off on it I'd hate to have it happen on my bed.
 

Khane

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Yes, I am so very happy we were at her place. I put like three towels down when she came over to my place. Which led to some playful banter. "Well you're very sure of yourself"
 

Soygen

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When I researched this it was surprisingly inconclusive. Basically it comes from the urethra but doesn't appear to be urine. One thing is for sure though, even if I got off on it I'd hate to have it happen on my bed.
Same here. I've had a couple girlfriends who could pretty easily squirt when you went nuts on the g-spot in a 'pulling up' motion. It didn't smell like piss, but who knows. My couch in my old apartment was utterly disgusting though. I feel bad for all my friends who slept on it after drinking a few too many.
 

iannis

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Lol you guys are too much. Female ejaculation is a real thing. It's not just pee. Although it does come from the urethra after extensive research on the subject.
It's pee. There is no gland.

Where does the force come from? The ejaculate has to be projected. What is that ejaculate comprised of? Male animals have a specific gland that serves the function of both preparing and expelling ejaculate.

I don't think we've just missed identifying that gland in the female reproductive system for the past 700 years because "vaginas are gross".

It's PEE.

It may be especially dilute pee with a high mucous content, but it's pee. Contrast this to semen which is not even partially pee. Beyond what it happens to pick up on its trip through the shared duct, which is not very much. Precum? Yeah... there's pee in that. That's one of the functions of precum.
 

TragedyAnn_sl

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Intriguing.
Pee doesn't always smell, especially if you drink a lot of water.
I've never squirted. I always assumed it was pee-pee but female anatomy is so mysterious. who knows.

If it's hot for you, does it matter if it's pee or some other fluid?

Guys with squirter experience... does it only happen when you go down on her?

After I cum, I'm always waaay wetter than I was before, so maybe some chicks just shoot and some don't. The way some guys can shoot over your head and some just dribble?? OMG I'm a dribbler!! /hangs head in shame
 

Khane

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It's pee. There is no gland.

Where does the force come from? The ejaculate has to be projected. What is that ejaculate comprised of? Male animals have a specific gland that serves the function of both preparing and expelling ejaculate.

I don't think we've just missed identifying that gland in the female reproductive system for the past 700 years because "vaginas are gross".

It's PEE.

It may be especially dilute pee with a high mucous content, but it's pee. Contrast this to semen which is not even partially pee. Beyond what it happens to pick up on its trip through the shared duct, which is not very much. Precum? Yeah... there's pee in that. That's one of the functions of precum.
Do a little reading. They've done specimen tests to confirm it's not urine.
 

iannis

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And have they isolated the phenomenon? Physically? They haven't. That shit is pee.

I imagine that "confirming it's not urine" is just a test of urea and electrolyte content in the fluid. Because that's what you'd have to test for. But if pure h20 comes out of your urinary bladder that is still urine, not filtrate, and not some new unicorn that no one has ever thought for.

Unless the theory is that all that liquid does NOT come from the bladder... in which case I have to ask again. Have they isolated the physiological process?

No.

It's pee.
 

iannis

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I do feel like I should add that pee is probably more sanitary than most of the fluids in the vagina. Urine, even the darkest nastiest brown urine you've ever peed much less the clearest springwater that's ever passed through your urethra, is generally sterile. At least it better be. I'm not on some weird anti-fetishism kick.

It's just that that shit is pee, that's all. It HAS to be.
 

opiate82

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I want to know where this bladder-sized organ containing magical sex juice has been hiding.

Also, turns out urine isn't nearly as "sterile" as we thought.

Study debunks common myth that urine is sterile -- ScienceDaily

Researchers have determined that bacteria are present in the bladders of some healthy women, which discredits the common belief that normal urine is sterile. These findings were published in the April issue of the Journal of Clinical Microbiology by researchers at Loyola University Chicago Stritch School of Medicine (SSOM)

This study evaluated urine specimens of women who had symptoms consistent with a urinary tract infection (UTI), but were free of known UTIs. Urine samples were collected from standard urination, through a catheter, or from a thin needle inserted into the abdomen while the women were under anesthesia for gynecologic surgery. The urine was analyzed using advanced DNA-based detection methods. These tests determined that the adult female bladder can contain certain forms of bacteria that are not identified by urine culture techniques that are typically used to diagnose UTIs.
 

opiate82

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More:6 Myths About Squirting

3. That "squirting" and "gushing" are the same thing as female ejaculation. Squirting and gushing are often used interchangeably when talking about female ejaculation, but they're actually a different thing. It's been suggested that "real" female ejaculation includes the release of a thick and whitish fluid from the female prostate, while "squirting" or "gushing," commonly seen in porn, is the expulsion of clear fluid from the urinary bladder. Much of our confusion about female ejaculation comes from mixing these two phenomena up.
As I said earlier, females can ejaculate a small amount of semen-like substance, but not in the quantities commonly associated with squirting. Squirting = peeing.
 

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True I will revise my statement that squirting is one of many gross and unsexy things that can happen during intercourse
I've never been squirted on, so until someone else has cat food shat on them, we'll never know what is truly more disgusting.

On a side note, I've started hanging out with a nurse lately. Looking to be super wild in the sack too. Unknown if she takes dumps in bushes though.
 

Khane

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I'll leave the science to the scientists. But to me, if you test someone's urine for drugs and such, and can confirm it is indeed human urine. Why can't they confirm whatever the hell it is they are squirting is also just plain old urine?

It's like magnets. Nobody knows how they fuckin work. Request to merge this with the science thread.
 

Gravy

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Like I said before, it's a viscosity issue. If it's watery, it's pee. If it's snotty, it's cum. God damn kids.
 

Khane

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We're talking about women here Gravy. God damn child of the 70's!
 

Gravy

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Back in my day, we didn't give a rats ass if the woman came or not. It was hard enough trying to machete your way through that thick jungle patch.

It was a simpler, more hirsute time.
 

opiate82

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We're talking about women here Gravy. God damn child of the 70's!
If she IS ejaculating a non-urine substance, it's cum.

The Journal of Sexual Medicine, researchers determined that the fluid emitted during orgasm showedall the characteristics of prostate plasmaand not urine and concluded that this might be proof that our Paraurethral/Skene's gland, where the fluid comes from, function as female prostate glands.