Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Khane

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opiate82_sl said:
Yes, squirting is just pee, but it is still cool because it usually means you are doing such a good job pleasuring her that she cannot control her bladderANDshe doesn't even care about it.
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Lol you guys are too much. Female ejaculation is a real thing. It's not just pee. Although it does come from the urethra after extensive research on the subject.
 
Khane

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My curiosity is at an all time high regarding this matter now. I must know if I was peed on! And why she would choose to lay in it after the fact if so. We were supposed to go hiking today after work but she texted me letting me know she had to stay home from work today. Apparently she has vertigo. This chick just keeps getting better and better.

On our 3rd date we were heading up to the planetarium to check out a show near her house when she got really dizzy and looked like she was going to faint. She made me pull over at the closest store so she could go buy almonds. Apparently she had low blood sugar or something. And then later that night she apparently peed on me.
 
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My mother-in-law has something similar (Miniere's Disease). Something wrong inside her ear and at any point in time she says everything will flip upside down and she'll fall over. It's pretty debilitating and frequent now I guess. She acts like it's nothing but then tells me it usually happens once or twice every 2 days.
 
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Khane_sl said:
My curiosity is at an all time high regarding this matter now. I must know if I was peed on! And why she would choose to lay in it after the fact if so. We were supposed to go hiking today after work but she texted me letting me know she had to stay home from work today. Apparently she has vertigo. This chick just keeps getting better and better.

On our 3rd date we were heading up to the planetarium to check out a show near her house when she got really dizzy and looked like she was going to faint. She made me pull over at the closest store so she could go buy almonds. Apparently she had low blood sugar or something. And then later that night she apparently peed on me.
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The simpler solution is to just add peeing to your list of fetishes.

As for her, probably ignorance. A lot of people ill informed when it comes to bodily functions and sex. It could be urine. It could even feel like taking a piss to her. But the internet told her it was "squirt".
 
Khane

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Deathwing_sl said:
The simpler solution is to just add peeing to your list of fetishes.

As for her, probably ignorance. A lot of people ill informed when it comes to bodily functions and sex. It could be urine. It could even feel like taking a piss to her. But the internet told her it was "squirt".
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Well the fact that she didn't even blink and said "it's just what I do" leads me to believe she does it every time she orgasms. I can't imagine she pees every single time she orgasms, so I'm going to believe it was ejaculate. For now...

But honestly, I wouldn't even care if she was just like "Yea it was pee, I like it"
 
Neki

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Okay, Khane...

The girl just came out of a difficult relationship
She is a squirter
She likes hiking (?)

I dunno guys, does this sound familiar?
 
Khane

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Yeah. It sounds like pretty much every single woman who is older than 28 on the face of the earth. Well, minus the squirter part.
 
opiate82

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Khane_sl said:
Lol you guys are too much. Female ejaculation is a real thing. It's not just pee. Although it does come from the urethra after extensive research on the subject.
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Yes, women can secrete a small amount of non-urine liquid (which basically is semen w/o the sperm) during sexual stimulation, but in the quantities usually associated with squirting, it's pee.
 
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Khane_sl said:
Lol you guys are too much. Female ejaculation is a real thing. It's not just pee. Although it does come from the urethra after extensive research on the subject.
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You done got peed on. Accept it and move on.

and post pics.
 
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