Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Noodleface_sl said:
My mother-in-law has something similar (Miniere's Disease). Something wrong inside her ear and at any point in time she says everything will flip upside down and she'll fall over. It's pretty debilitating and frequent now I guess. She acts like it's nothing but then tells me it usually happens once or twice every 2 days.
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For a second I thought you were going to say that your mother in law is a squirter.
 
opiate82

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Tuco_sl said:
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No it is simple, if you are with a girl and she squirts odds are she is peeing on you. In the rare circumstances she isn't peeing on you, she is jizzing on you.

Except maybe Khane's woman who may have a special bladder-like sex organ that spews out magical sex juice, but unfortunately she won't be able to explain the anatomy of physiological systems of said magical sex organ because she isn't a nurse.
 
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Dabamf_sl said:
I've never been squirted on, so until someone else has cat food shat on them, we'll never know what is truly more disgusting.

On a side note, I've started hanging out with a nurse lately. Looking to be super wild in the sack too. Unknown if she takes dumps in bushes though.
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Glad to see the cycle of the thread continues.
 
Khane

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If she was a nurse there would be no question that it was pee. Kinky ass loons.
 
lindz

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Khane_sl said:
Lol you guys are too much. Female ejaculation is a real thing. It's not just pee. Although it does come from the urethra after extensive research on the subject.
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Woah just learned something.

And now I'm grossed out. Definitely glad I've never been a squirter.
 
Deathwing

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What's the gross part? That it comes out the urethra? That it's NOT pee?


I understand being annoyed about squirting, it's essentially wetting the bed. But I don't understand the gross out factor. Ewww, neutral smelling and tasting liquid! Male ejaculate should be more repulsive.
 
lindz

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Male cum isn't terrible messy though; there just isn't that much of it.

The idea of gushing liquid coming out of me every time I cum... well that kind of grosses me out - regardless of where it is coming from.

I'd think squirters must have a hard time being ok with having an orgasm when they first start having sex. How awkward would that be in those early phases of your sexual growth? There are enough other things to worry about.
 
Deathwing

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I'm not sure true squirting is a "gush". 99% of porn squirters are just girls peeing. True squirting might be more comparable to male ejaculate in volume, if not viscosity.

People will always find something to be awkward about when they first start fucking. No reason to single out squirting, especially since 95% of the time, the other person is going to do exactly that.
 
Fifey

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Squirting is awesome and if you don't like it, you should probably go post in the ask a gay man thread.
 
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TragedyAnn_sl said:
Guys with squirter experience... does it only happen when you go down on her?
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Only been with one squirter, and I never went down on her. She squirted to some degree or another with every orgasm, just standard vaginal intercourse. First time it was kind of cool, but then she came like five more times and I was like "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING TO MY COUCH?" after the second or third one, and put a blanket down. Only banged her 2-3 times, and it was like that each time. Half a dozen orgasms, and most of them had a noticeable wetness to them. It was way more pronounced when she was on top, but even in missionary she left a small puddle. I thought I was the fucking man because she came so many times, but then I dated other chicks after that I couldn't get to come, and all was back to normal.

And she was a nurse!
 
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Nurses squirt saline solution. It's part of the job.
 
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Banged my nurse 2nd date. She was really fun too. Really good change of pace after the trainwreck last chick I dated who basically acted like all men are out to make her look foolish.Then yesterday she tells me she decided to go exclusive with some other dude she's been seeing for a while. Feelsbadman. She acted absolutely enthralled by me, so I'm pretty damn confused. Maybe the other guy found out about me and decided to lock it down? Maybe something else? God is punishing me for getting really high and calling the guy on the last page a fag? Not worth speculating?

Oh well, atleastwebanged(TM)
 
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You really have to wonder about chicks that are fucking multiple guys at once and then picking one. It's ok bro you probably don't have an STI.
 
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