iannis
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Marriage and the Power of Divorce
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Haast
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Maybe god would be kinder to Onoes if he didn't present himself like a 14 year old emo kid in a doughy 35 year old's body.
Then again, Onoes is getting laid on the regular. Doesn't matter had sex.
TheBeagle
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That's what makes me have some doubts as to the validity of some of these stories. I've known plenty of guys that had pussy thrown at them in much the same way Onoes has described. They sure as hell didn't look anything like a 35 year old doughboy in a 90's themed emo costume.
Noodleface
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TheBeagle
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Frenzied Wombat
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Ever have one of those weeks with the wife/gf where in between the story of "Kathy at the office is becoming a real bitch" and "what do you think of this new nail polish", in slips the story of "I'm almost a week late with my period"? Then you tip-toe around day by day, hoping to find a tampon wrapper in the bathroom trash with about the same level of enthusiasm/anticipation as finding a Christmas gift under the tree when you were 10 years old? Well, I had one of those weeks, and this morning I've never been so happy seeing a hastily ripped open tampon box lying upended next to the toilet. Is it wrong in a overwhelming moment of sheer joy to momentarily have idol worship for a box of Tampax Pearls?
Noodleface
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Every male that has ever had sex has experienced one of those weeks. Unfortunately for us now it's the reverse.
Jesus. Surely it has contributed to the success with psychos, but it also surely has repelled all normal women. If you ever want a normal relationship, I hope you know what the mandatory step 1 is. Until then, no hate and carry on
iannis
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His hair is not that crazy. Those tufts look long enough to lay flat if he didn't spike them.
I think the most dangerous crazy so far is the poor little rich girl. Even taint-taser girl doesn't sound crazy so much as she sounds like a pro-am dominatrix. For whatever reason she has learned to tame men. And she's probably not wrong, and it is probably a completely reasonable position. And then you had high school crush girl, who has just never learned how to transition infatuation into something more meaningful and lasting. Which is more sadpanda than it is crazy. Then you have conference hookup cuckold woman, who was obviously just "going through some stuff" and <3's the D.
Poor little rich girl though... her crazy is going to be deep, subtle, abiding, seductive, and dangerous. Made more dangerous because of the appearance of not crazy combined with family money.
I think the most dangerous crazy so far is the poor little rich girl. Even taint-taser girl doesn't sound crazy so much as she sounds like a pro-am dominatrix. For whatever reason she has learned to tame men. And she's probably not wrong, and it is probably a completely reasonable position. And then you had high school crush girl, who has just never learned how to transition infatuation into something more meaningful and lasting. Which is more sadpanda than it is crazy. Then you have conference hookup cuckold woman, who was obviously just "going through some stuff" and <3's the D.
Poor little rich girl though... her crazy is going to be deep, subtle, abiding, seductive, and dangerous. Made more dangerous because of the appearance of not crazy combined with family money.
Phazael
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Yeah rich girl means spoiled princess, so there is that right out of the gate. Plus if some dude has not already slapped a ring on her finger to tap into daddy's money, you know there is something seriously wrong going on there. The bad part is you might be able to run and hide from normal women when the wheels come off, but a rich princess girl is going to have the resources to fuck with you on a whole other level. Your best case scenario here is that she looked at your haircut and assumed you were a freak and wants to bang you to piss off her family, which is great for getting your dick wet but pretty much an oncoming train wreck on every other level.
Seriously, be careful.
Seriously, be careful.
Onoes
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Yeah, I've Skyped with her for a few hours at this point, and I'm spending the weekend with her, we'll see what happens. Like you said, her crazy isn't obvious, so it is a lot easier to be comfortable there.
And yeah, here's me right now at work with a hat on. Nothing crazy about it.
And even with no hat (which I wouldn't be out in public with)
So. Yeah. I'm not sure what the opposition is right now, as I'm not really trying to meet a normal girl and have a lasting relationship currently. While the hair will attract crazies as well, I had this haircut when I met my wife of 11 years too, so it's not like it impossible to find semi regular people interested in a weirdo. And again, someone up there mentioned me being a 35 year old doughboy in an emo costume, I would argue the emo portion, since I'm always laughing and smiling, but I'd agree with the 35 year old doughboy. So, who do you think has a better chance of getting laid? The 35 year old doughboy in the crowd, or the 35 year old doughboy who's wacky and different? I've had the haircut, what, 2 months now? I'm telling you, its a massive difference. I go out before to a bar, and sit with my friend or friends all night. I go out now and half the people who walk in come over and start talking.
And lastly, TheBeagle was doubting the validity of my stories? I have no idea why. I'm quiet for months at a time when nothing crazy is going on, and in the last 8-9 months of being single, I've only slept with 4 women, 1 being awesome sex crazy girl, 1 being married lady, 1 being normal girl I had no stories about, and 1 being crazy Dominatrix chick. I suspect I will be sleeping with rich girl this weekend, but who know's. I'm not really sure where any of those experiences fall into the realm of disbelief, as I'm pretty sure my entire single history could be replicated in a weekend by a good looking college guy.
But whatever. /shrug
Ohhhhhh, I'll take a picture of my wall when I get home! Crazy Dom girl who was biting and scratching and all that shit kept grabbing at and dragging her nails across the wall above her head when I was able to keep her claws out of me. I didn't notice until Sunday night when I was going to bed, but she totally scratched the paint off and dug into drywall in a couple places, and the rest of the wall has marks across it. Like, I'm going to need to repaint a 3 foot wide/2 foot tall section of the wal. I have no proof she did it obviously, but I have no animals, no pets of any kind, and unless you think I would fuck up my wall to invent a story, thats all I can offer as proof. Well I guess I could take a picture of the scratches on my back as well.
And yeah, here's me right now at work with a hat on. Nothing crazy about it.
And even with no hat (which I wouldn't be out in public with)
So. Yeah. I'm not sure what the opposition is right now, as I'm not really trying to meet a normal girl and have a lasting relationship currently. While the hair will attract crazies as well, I had this haircut when I met my wife of 11 years too, so it's not like it impossible to find semi regular people interested in a weirdo. And again, someone up there mentioned me being a 35 year old doughboy in an emo costume, I would argue the emo portion, since I'm always laughing and smiling, but I'd agree with the 35 year old doughboy. So, who do you think has a better chance of getting laid? The 35 year old doughboy in the crowd, or the 35 year old doughboy who's wacky and different? I've had the haircut, what, 2 months now? I'm telling you, its a massive difference. I go out before to a bar, and sit with my friend or friends all night. I go out now and half the people who walk in come over and start talking.
And lastly, TheBeagle was doubting the validity of my stories? I have no idea why. I'm quiet for months at a time when nothing crazy is going on, and in the last 8-9 months of being single, I've only slept with 4 women, 1 being awesome sex crazy girl, 1 being married lady, 1 being normal girl I had no stories about, and 1 being crazy Dominatrix chick. I suspect I will be sleeping with rich girl this weekend, but who know's. I'm not really sure where any of those experiences fall into the realm of disbelief, as I'm pretty sure my entire single history could be replicated in a weekend by a good looking college guy.
But whatever. /shrugOhhhhhh, I'll take a picture of my wall when I get home! Crazy Dom girl who was biting and scratching and all that shit kept grabbing at and dragging her nails across the wall above her head when I was able to keep her claws out of me. I didn't notice until Sunday night when I was going to bed, but she totally scratched the paint off and dug into drywall in a couple places, and the rest of the wall has marks across it. Like, I'm going to need to repaint a 3 foot wide/2 foot tall section of the wal. I have no proof she did it obviously, but I have no animals, no pets of any kind, and unless you think I would fuck up my wall to invent a story, thats all I can offer as proof. Well I guess I could take a picture of the scratches on my back as well.
Phazael
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Two things:
1) No one is ganging up on you, it is genuine concern for your wellbeing so that when you are done slaying pussy to make up for years of your dick being neglected, you have an exit strategy.
2) Your wife was not perfect by your own admission, so using her as some sort of barometer of normal might not be the best choice. No offense intended here.
As for looking wacky and different, that is the way to go for dick hungry bang fodder and younger girls. That seems to be your goal right now, so good on you. But when you get to the point where you are done wading through the crazy and just want to get on with your life (kids make that a necessity at some point), you are going to want to start pulling in a more normal class of woman. Woman who are worth a shit at 35 are not looking for the wacky guy. They are looking for the guy who has his shit together and makes stable sound choices. When and if you get to the point of wanting to settle down with a woman you would not mind your kids being around, you are going to have to make some choices. This isn't criticism, its just me saying have a plan for when the party ends.
PS- I believe all of your stories because I have had various friends (or myself) have just as crazy shit happen to them over the years and I know how fucked up Arizona is.
1) No one is ganging up on you, it is genuine concern for your wellbeing so that when you are done slaying pussy to make up for years of your dick being neglected, you have an exit strategy.
2) Your wife was not perfect by your own admission, so using her as some sort of barometer of normal might not be the best choice. No offense intended here.
As for looking wacky and different, that is the way to go for dick hungry bang fodder and younger girls. That seems to be your goal right now, so good on you. But when you get to the point where you are done wading through the crazy and just want to get on with your life (kids make that a necessity at some point), you are going to want to start pulling in a more normal class of woman. Woman who are worth a shit at 35 are not looking for the wacky guy. They are looking for the guy who has his shit together and makes stable sound choices. When and if you get to the point of wanting to settle down with a woman you would not mind your kids being around, you are going to have to make some choices. This isn't criticism, its just me saying have a plan for when the party ends.
PS- I believe all of your stories because I have had various friends (or myself) have just as crazy shit happen to them over the years and I know how fucked up Arizona is.
Soygen
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You(and she) were also 11 years younger. It makes a difference in almost every facet of the comparison.
Either way, do whatever makes you happy and take everything said here with a grain of salt. Also, stop making weird faces with your lips like a 16 year old girl.
Frenzied Wombat
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Phaz is right..
Dude, with all due respect, it's going to be tough finding a normal chick when you look make yourself look like a squeegee-punk. Sure, it's a generalization, but all that face metal isn't helping your chances of finding someone mentally stable. The chick that has her shit together and is looking for someone that she considers "quality" doesn't usually envision the person that one day needs to go to parent/teacher interviews as having flame red hair and enough face metal to re-side the house. I'm totally cool with people choosing to dress/look the way they want, but expectations as to how people interact with you and what you attract has to be modified in tandem as well.
Dude, with all due respect, it's going to be tough finding a normal chick when you look make yourself look like a squeegee-punk. Sure, it's a generalization, but all that face metal isn't helping your chances of finding someone mentally stable. The chick that has her shit together and is looking for someone that she considers "quality" doesn't usually envision the person that one day needs to go to parent/teacher interviews as having flame red hair and enough face metal to re-side the house. I'm totally cool with people choosing to dress/look the way they want, but expectations as to how people interact with you and what you attract has to be modified in tandem as well.