Marriage and the Power of Divorce

McCheese

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God dammit Noodle, no Tyen hashtags here. We're fucking adults this time around.
Does that mean you were fucking kids before? Gross, dude.

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iannis

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dadjokes are the best jokes. Someone should make a show of nothing but dad jokes.

Oh wait.. the british do that already.
 

Big Phoenix

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I honestly dont know how onoes is surprised the type of women he is attracting with that style.
 

BrotherWu

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How can you state that you are not surprised the style is attracting crazyandthat it is not your goal to attract the crazy? Those two statements can't both be true.
 

Soygen

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They can both be true if you're really bad at planning things and you know it.
 

Noodleface

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Getting tired of the "when are you having a kid" questions. Next time I'm going to reply with "Working on it, just came in her pussy last night."
 

opiate82

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Getting tired of the "when are you having a kid" questions. Next time I'm going to reply with "Working on it, just came in her pussy last night."
I always just answered "I want to get as much baby-making practice under my belt as possible first."

It is even worse when you have been trying for several years w/o success and you get those questions.
 

Soygen

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Just say, "We've aborted like 3 pregnancies already. We're not ready yet."