Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Tuco

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Khane_sl said:
Tuesday Sep 2nd: Was Jersey girl's birthday. Met halfway, checked into a hotel, she went down on me and I came in her mouth, I went down on her and she came, then she asked for anal, which she received. Left the hotel to go down to the pier in the area we were in, sat at a dockside bar and had oysters and drinks. She had a Manhattan, I had a Ballast Point Sculpin IPA. Went and got a couple cigars, smoked them and talked by the waterfront. Went back to the hotel, she went down on me again, she admitted giving head is a huge turn on for her and she "hopes I never get tired of it". I start thinking she's trying a little hard but find it endearing. We then went to a really great seafood restaurant I had made reservations at. Started with one of the best crab cakes I ever had, split a bottle of red from the Rioja region of Spain, she had sea bass I had swordfish and we sat next to each other, picking at each other's dishes and having a very honest conversation about the differences between men and women and how societal forces drive relationships. Went back to the hotel and had a lot more oral and a lot more sex. Immediately fell asleep.
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Khane_sl said:
Well it was right after I came on her back. So she was probably all "loved up" by my sexual prowess. She gets a pass.
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I ate a Twix and kissed her.
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This is the best Twix commercial idea ever.
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Ryoz

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Had a pretty awesome Labor Day weekend. Girlfriend finally met the fam at a cookout. Then some of my friends were in town so she got to meet them as well. Then some of her/our friends came over to a buddy's house and we hit the hot tub, swam, and watched fireworks. Was pretty cool that her friends and my friends could meet and it felt completely natural and we all had a blast. Monday we slept in, caught an indie flick, got dinner, then hit the grocery store to stock up for the week. Oh, and she taught me how to drive stick with her car. Falling hard for this one. Since most want to know - sex daily, sometimes twice a day. She's not into anything freaky but that's cool with me. That shit usually puts me off truth be told. Then again were only 7 weeks or so into the relationship so we'll see.

The other part of my life is dealing with the insufferable ex and her bullshit. Having a realtor come over today to do a walkthru and discuss what we need to do to sell. Ex took apart my pc and moved it into another room just to be a pain in the ass. She also emptied a small trashcan on my dresser because when she left the house it was empty. She then accused me of cutting her bike tire. I also find out she reached out to my parents and wants to meet with them to tell them she's sorry for everything she's done to me and them. They're probably going to rip her to shreds, but she says she wants it, she needs the closure. I'm trying to figure out what her angle is. 70ish more days until the filing arrives...
 
Noodleface

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Khane, what are her thoughts on raw denim? I need to see if this is full-circle hipster or only like 345 degrees.
 
Ryoz

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Yea yea... I never learned. I blame my dad for that. He always talked about getting a manual vehicle to teach us when we were younger but never followed through.
 
Tuco

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I got Tuco'd!
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I can drive stick but it's not really a big deal if you haven't had the opportunity to learn it yet. Honestly anyone worried about a mythical man card is insecure.
 
Soygen

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Well you learned how to drive stick, which is less and less common these days. A girl taught you, so that cancels it out.

You break even.

Notice how Tuco is sure to tell us he can drive stick, before mentioning the the mythical man-card.
 
Tuco

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I got Tuco'd!
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Suck a dick, I only mentioned it so you half-men don't think I'm speaking out of defense of myself.
 
Soygen

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Tuco, your man card was safe when you sat around playing video games while your wife fed you enchiladas. No need to brag about your manual transmission skills, too!
 
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Dropped the kids off at church last night, met the wife on her way home from work. We picked up my new ambien prescription and then got wings at hooters (Parmesan garlic). Picked the kids up and went home. Found out that I won't be getting state disability while not working so our income is going to suffer while I go through treatment. She cried, I thought that was going to mean I didn't get to use my new boner. By the time we crawled into bed she had perked up a bit. We had sex. Surprisingly lasted longer than usual especially after 8 days of no ejaculation. She had a good time. We slept good.
 
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