Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Tuco_sl said:
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As probably the cheapest person in the community I'm desperately trying to avoid thinking about how much my offspring are going to cost me. But really all the saving I've been doing the last ten years living cheaply has partially been to do what I can for my kids. Still doesn't change the fact that I get an ulcer thinking about the cost of breeding. We're looking at moving from our one bedroom apartment now.... there's just no happy endings here.
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Wait until you start looking at school districts.
 
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Tuco_sl said:
Honestly that's kind of fucked. I don't know what your military history is but I always get rustled when vets don't get free medical for the rest of their lives.
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I should start a fundraiser!!

I am going through the VA now and most likely it will be paid for eventually, if I had hung out in the Marines for another 2 years I would have probably been medically retired. You can be sure the wife sniped that one at me once
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lindz_sl said:
Will you take Xboxes?
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I will only take one thing from you. Your solemn oath to not cry because I've... seen things you people wouldn't believe... Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannh?user Gate. All those... moments... will be lost in time, like [small cough] tears... in... rain. Time to die...
 
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a_skeleton_03_sl said:
I will only take one thing from you. Your solemn oath to not cry because I've... seen things you people wouldn't believe... Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannh?user Gate. All those... moments... will be lost in time, like [small cough] tears... in... rain. Time to die...
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I really need to watch that movie again. And what a waste of a thing to ask of lindz for craps sake.
 
iannis

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Seriously. Get a pic of a body part man. Eventually we'll be able to reconstruct her in Photoshop.

Ears. Do ears.
 
Miguex

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Holy fuck someone shit in someone's bushes and get things back on track here. Seriously, denim. Fuck.
 
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Miguex_sl said:
Holy fuck someone shit in someone's bushes and get things back on track here. Seriously, denim. Fuck.
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It went from discussion of manliness to pure faggotry in about 3 posts. The marriage thread turns on a dime.
 
Tuco

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Draegan_sl said:
Depends on if the school district has a trailer park Tuco wants to move in to.
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I don't know how exactly the school districts are set up but I think all the good school districts in our area have trailer parks. They're pretty popular in the Ann Arbor area.
 
Tuco

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Nah... the place we're moving to will be temporary, as in <5 years. We could stay longer but right now I'm planning on moving to somewhere nicer when I have school aged kids. That's when Tenks will really be able to strut his denim in front of me while I sign my life away on a mortgage.
 
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We moved right next door to a really nice school. The plus side is my kid can walk there, my downside is we can't get pregnant.
 
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Tuco_sl said:
That's when Tenks will really be able to strut his denim in front of me while I sign my life away on a mortgage.
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Stop living in fear, Tuco. You can't take your money with you when you die, man.
 
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