Marriage and the Power of Divorce
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
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Haast
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Soygen
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Frenzied Wombat
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ROFL. 2 fat chicks here, both in my twenties when the allure of any easy semi-free wet hole simply couldn't be refused, and I had the fortitude to deal with the resulting bullshit. I remember the last fattie I slept with was riding me, however my dick was only half way in and I thought she wasn't "sitting all the way down", so I asked her to bear down, to which she responded "I already am!". The awkward silence after that was deafening-- it was just that her ass was so big, her cheeks prevented me from burying my dick to the hilt.
chaos
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Don't listen to these haters Bronoes, nothing wrong with fucking the wrong girl once or twice. Pretty sure it is something we are all familiar with. I had forgotten about the ex and the money thing, though. I probably should have been homeschooled and maybe I would remember things better.
Haast
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No, nor would I share them if I had them. While I dislike the shit out of her, there are lines I wouldn't cross. Plus, objectively, they wouldn't be very exciting. Trust me.
Haast
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Couldn't give you a definitive answer. Work travel caused some distance and we weren't communicating well at the time, but both of those are very fixable. I got blindsided, as divorce was 100% her idea and came very suddenly. The conversation that I expected to be "We're in a funk, let's reconnect/get some counseling" was instead "I give no shits about you, peace". It apparently caught all of our friends, family, etc completely off-guard as well.
While it is VERY possible she was cheating, I've found no evidence, nor have mutual friends. Which is strange, as that would explain things much better. I assume she was either thinking of cheating or had specific plans for after that fell through.
In retrospect, she was a shitty, selfish partner and probably did me a favor long term. I think I put on blinders because we met through close friends (and had many other close friends in common). I also let sunk cost fallacy cloud my judgement. Some good lessons learned come from bad experiences, I think.
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Honestly, that's the best kind of divorce. I would much rather things just end than pointlessly try to fix something that one person doesn't have any real intention of fixing. You realizing she was shitty and selfish is a good start to moving on. Now you can enjoy being single(and selfish) without having to actually be a dick to someone in the process.
Haast
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Agreed. It should probably be said that it's been like 5 months since this started, so I've had time to reflect, discuss with others, and bounce back from it some. The processes (both legal and personal) take time.
It just became official, so on the off chance she were to take offense to my frank discussion of things on the interwebs, there's no longer a lawyer eagerly waiting to fuck me with the long dick of the law. Hence waiting until now.
Haast
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Ha! I'm not going full Onoes, but I'm sure I'll have some lulzy dating experiences since I've been out of the game for like 8 years and will be trying dating websites for the first time. I'll be sure to post my humiliation for others to poke fun at.
As for looks, I never fattened up while married. I dropped 15-20 lbs I didn't want to lose during the process from the stress involved; that sucked. Turns out it's a real mindfuck to find out someone you trusted implicitly was severely unworthy of said trust. Fortunately, as things progressed, I started eating better and more regularly, and started exercising as a productive distraction and dating preparation. So those formerly soft pounds returned as muscle (weight up, waist constant). That's a plus.