Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Khane

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Sutekh_sl said:
I already bought the hotel and shit, I'm going to do it. It's worth the chance of death.

That doesn't make me any less worried.



?\(?_o)/? This year has taught me that good things do not happen to me, so this ordeal actually being something beneficial is a foreign concept.
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Hotel? Meeting halfway?
 
BrutulTM

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There are legit service dogs but a lot of people are getting notes from their doctor/therapist saying that they have anxiety and for that reason need to take their dog with them everywhere including on planes. That is the bullshit part. That said, as long as people's dogs aren't out of control I like seeing them wherever. Also, I think people that legitimately have an allergic reaction to a dog in a public place are at least as rare as legit service dogs so the allergy crybabies and the dog narcissists deserve each other.
 
Noodleface

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Just make sure you have enough chapstick so your lips don't get chapped with how many forehead kisses you're going to be giving
 
Kirun

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Noodleface_sl said:
Also I think you can use the burts bees to spike up your hair into devil horns
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Gravy

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Has anyone ever pointed out that douchebag is signing 'I love you', and that's not the 'rock' gesture? I don't keep up with that thread.

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Phazael

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That's what the bags are for. If you see a bunch of boxes of ziplock bags in her trunk, run for the hills.
 
Sutekh

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That all just seems like such a hassle though, how are you going to keep the hotel room clean while you chop me up? Even getting me into the tub would probably be too tough for her. Maybe she'll just do me a favor and leave me dead in the room.
 
Khane

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Haven't you ever seen Dexter? It takes about 20 seconds to plastic up the entire room, then about 4 minutes to taunt you before she kills you, then about 8 seconds to chop you up, clean up, put everything in her minivan, drive to her boat, and dump you in the ocean.
 
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