Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Finally a topic we can all agree on. Why the fuck can't I go into Home Depot without seeing 20 stupid dogs. A couple of weeks ago I had to switch lines because this dudes dog just squatted and started pissing in the check out lane aisle.

Fucking dog people.
 

Famm

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I like dogs and I've owned multiple in my life. But yeah I'm pretty fucking sick of other people's dogs. Seems to be this solipsistic attitude of taking your dog anywhere and everywhere and acting like everyone else should cherish its existence as much as the owner does. What I'm particularly sick of is barking though. Nice days people constantly having some dog hanging out the car window or in a pick up bed while they are in the store, just bark bark bark bark bark bark. Fucking shut that bitch the hell up.

I get annoyed enough by other people'schildrenin public, and those are actual human lives. Now I'm expected to deal with your precious fucking dog too and somehow not hate you? No.
 

BrotherWu

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Where the hell do you people live that you are overrun with dogs? I've usually only run into dogs in pet stores and a couple of times in work environments and it was never a big deal.
 

Famm

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I never have the problem inside stores and shit like the other guys are saying. I can't imagine seeing ten fucking dogs in anairport, but maybe now that personal comfort service animals are a thing...
 

Izo

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Where the hell do you people live that you are overrun with dogs? I've usually only run into dogs in pet stores and a couple of times in work environments and it was never a big deal.
How many china wok house restaurants are there in your area?
 

BrutulTM

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People who take their dogs into stores and such are equal to people who won't shut up about their allergies or people who throw a fit about coming within 100 yards of someone smoking on the narcissism scale.
 

Big Phoenix

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Where the hell do you people live that you are overrun with dogs? I've usually only run into dogs in pet stores and a couple of times in work environments and it was never a big deal.
At least once a month I encounter a dog in a place were it has zero business being, like fucking walmart or frys electronics.
 

Khane

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And at least once a month there's a good chance those are service dogs. You're whinier than a bitch. Hah!
 

Fifey

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I like dogs so don't really care when I see them in stores or bars, then again, I'm not a whiny bitch.
 

opiate82

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Yeah, I was going to say I hope you guys aren't getting butt-hurt about service dogs or especially service dogs in training. They are supposed to have their capes on but sometimes it is forgotten or plans change and the trainer/owner doesn't have it handy. I know black labs are often guide-dogs-for-the-blind as I have one occupationally reassigned dog (aka a reject) and my parents and brother also each have one.

But just regular pets, yeah that can be annoying. I have 2 dogs and about the only time I take them to an actual non-pet related business is when I walk them to the local brewery to sit in the dog friendly beer garden to have a pint before I finish my walk. It is clearly marked as dog friendly, it is outdoors, and there is plenty of indoor seating for people who don't want to be around the dogs.
 

a_skeleton_03

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Yeah trust me there could be 100 legit service dogs next to my wife and as much as she would be sneezing and scared to the point of pissing herself that is fine.

These aren't service dogs. These are purse dogs or slightly bigger that are everywhere in San Diego and I mean everywhere.
 

Onoes

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Yeah, I don't think anyone is complaining about service dogs. I was just at the store and a lady walked by with 3 dogs on leashes, while a sad looking fellow followed behind her with the cart. I laughed and almost took a picture, but figured the thread had already moved on, damn I'm kicking myself. Lol
 

McQueen

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This dogs in public places thing will get real funny when someone with severe allergies goes into anaphylaxis and dies as a result. Because, you know, people with allergies are full of shit and just totally narcissistic.
 

Soygen

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Aren't service dogs a scam? Like "medical marijuana" licenses? I'm not saying everyone who gets their dog licensed as a service dog is full of shit, but I'm sure some people also genuinely need medical pot as well. That vast majority, though?
 

Nester

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Aren't service dogs a scam? Like "medical marijuana" licenses? I'm not saying everyone who gets their dog licensed as a service dog is full of shit, but I'm sure some people also genuinely need medical pot as well. That vast majority, though?
Seeing eye dogs? Total fucking scam so the dude with the cane and glasses can check out your wife's tits incognito.

3 worst derail in this thread.