Noodleface
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"not meeting to just have sex" but has it been discussed? Come on man give us goddamn details. We're frothing in anticipation here. FROTHING.
Marriage and the Power of Divorce
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Sutekh
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you don't really sit down and say "Hey, so ... we're going to be fucking right?"
I'm not really going to go into the details lets just say words were exchanged and yes we more than likely will be fuckin.
Also jiggly butt? This Wakandan for real? I don't go for fat chicks bro, this one's lucky if she breaks the 110 mark.
I'm not really going to go into the details lets just say words were exchanged and yes we more than likely will be fuckin.
Also jiggly butt? This Wakandan for real? I don't go for fat chicks bro, this one's lucky if she breaks the 110 mark.
Sutekh
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Soygen
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That's just my normal approach to someone when I first meet them. Made for a really awkward dinner when my chick introduced me to her parents.
Sutekh
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Well like 3 weeks ago I asked a girl if she wanted to go running with me, we went running, had breakfest, then she came back and we watched football. During football she started making out with me and then we were in the shower together like an hour later.
People tend to over think things, when two horny people want to have sex, it just happens sometimes.
Noodleface
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Hey so, we gonna be fucking tonight?
MY PARENTS ARE RIGHT HERE!
Oh, pardon my manners. We all gonna be fuckin tonight??
Khane
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Sutekh
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Priorities.
Believe the Dolphins were playing the Bills in primetime that night so don't even remember what game it was.
Noodleface
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I just straight up ask my wife if we're doing the deed as well. She gets all secretive with secret hidden signals that I would never in a million years decipher - "Well, I was wearing that bra" hmmm, ok. hmmm. hmmm.
Sutekh
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Sorry bro, I just don't find it attractive. There really isn't much I can do when I'm not attracted to a chick.
I like dat 12 year old boy frame.
and yeah, when I was with the ex it was the same way. Often times favors were exchanged for sex.
"Can you give me a backrub?"
"Sure, but can I have sex with you after?"
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I should ask my wife if she prefers sex initiated that way because I just don't see the appeal. I've at least gotten her to the point where if she doesn't put any direct effort in, she can't get mad about not getting any that night.
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Sutekh
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