Marriage and the Power of Divorce

Sutekh · Dec 23, 2014

If she ends up being a murderer and I survive it's all you.

Gravy · Dec 23, 2014

Sutekh_sl said:
That's rude.

Yeah.

Soygen · Dec 23, 2014

Sutekh_sl said:
That's rude.

Fine. Can we see pictures of her cooter,please?

Sutekh · Dec 23, 2014

You have the terms bro.

Khane · Dec 23, 2014

Welp, she didn't want the open relationship after all (not surprising really).

Sexcauldron · Dec 23, 2014

Khane_sl said:
Welp, she didn't want the open relationship after all (not surprising really).

Such is life, comrade. You'll find what you're looking for, although i certainly thought the non-deodorant demographic would be more willing

Soygen · Dec 23, 2014

Khane_sl said:
Welp, she didn't want the open relationship after all (not surprising really).

Definitely not surprising. Almost no chick is going to want that. You were honest with her, at least.

Kirun · Dec 23, 2014

Khane_sl said:
Welp, she didn't want the open relationship after all (not surprising really).

How old was she? You're probably going to need to go fairly young to find a girl more receptive to the idea...or Mormon.

Khane · Dec 23, 2014

Tenks · Dec 23, 2014

Khane since you a J49 live so close together have you considered doubling up on a hooker?

Deathwing · Dec 24, 2014

He likes open relationships too.

Big Phoenix · Dec 24, 2014

He doesnt wear condoms tho, so better be up for sloppy seconds.

Sutekh · Dec 24, 2014

Can't go to the gym today or tomorrow. Fuck. Panic mode setting in.

If I die this weekend, please give my tuconets to Bisi and please can someone take over posting for me in the NFL thread. It's really easy to do, just be a depressed Dolphins fan and save everyone in the thread by calling Azeth out on his bullshit to the point where he just stops responding.

Deathwing · Dec 24, 2014

What? Even on Jewish holidays?

Soygen · Dec 24, 2014

Yeah, Jews shut shit down like 20 times a year. One of my vendors is a Jewish company and they have a holiday like every other fucking week.

Alex · Dec 24, 2014

You can afford to do that when you're fiscally responsible.

Soygen · Dec 25, 2014

So is that the reason Jews are fiscally responsible. So they can enjoy their 12,000 holidays?

Gravy · Dec 25, 2014

Soygen_sl said:
So is that the reason Jews are fiscally responsible. So they can enjoy their 12,000 holidays?

I've told you 100 billion times not to exaggerate.

Sutekh · Dec 25, 2014

Was talking to girl on Christmas Eve. She mentioned how she was pretty sick and asked me if I was sure I still wanted to go because she might not be up for doing things. She made a point to emphasize how she still wanted to go. I said I told her I didn't give a fuck if she had Ebola, I still wanted to go. The question just kind of rubbed me the wrong way though, like she wasn't really interested (even though this was really her idea). I usually over think every possible thing though, talked to her sparingly today since we were with family but she still seems interested in going.

This stuff sucks yo. Can I go back to being married?

iannis · Dec 25, 2014

She might just be sick and not as DTF as she would like to be. Sounds kinda minor tbh. It's easy to over analyze stuff.

Answer the door naked. Just to be safe.

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