Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Gavinmad

Gavinmad

Mr. Poopybutthole
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You know what's even better than all the sex you were having?

The fact that you missed the Dolphins lose to the Jets.
 
Sutekh

Sutekh

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Gavinmad_sl said:
You know what's even better than all the sex you were having?

The fact that you missed the Dolphins lose to the Jets.
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Try not to fucking remind me. I was checking on my phone throughout the day, if I were in any other situation I'd have been breaking shit. Fuck Mike Wallace I hope he gets cut from the team. Fuck our secondary. Fuck Kevin Coyle. Fuck em all.

onoes_sl said:
I'm glad you're not dead, would have liked a story though.
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Relax Wakandan I was tired.


Was a good trip. City is really shit though, there wasn't anything to do at all. We walked around "downtown" before a Sabres game and you figured there'd be people out in the bars and stuff? Nah. Place was literally like a ghost town. Broken down buildings everywhere, abandoned hotels, we went into some mall and literally every single store was closed down except for a lady footlocker and a little pizza place. There really wasn't anything completely out of the ordinary to tell. We ate at some places, had lots of sex, watched movies, and that's about it really. The hotel was nice I guess! We went to a museum? I don't know what you want bros. I don't usually fuck up relationships so I never have good stories to tell about them. Feel free to ask me some questions I guess.
 
Sutekh

Sutekh

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Pooper = no. Shit I barely could put it in the other one, she's really small.

THE ONE = this is a really good question bro. For the longest time I've liked this chick. We used to work together and if I weren't with my wife I would've asked her out on the spot. Our interests are really similar and we've always enjoyed each other's company. Before she had said anything to me I was on the whole "fuck dating" bandwagon, I had casual relationships with multiple women going on and was not interested in a girlfriend at all. But the day she messaged me that shit went out the window pretty quickly. Way too early to say I'd want to marry her or anything but I can say that she's the first woman since my wife that I actually care about.
 
Fifey

Fifey

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Send your story to onoes so he can spice it up with his penthouse letter style of writing. 2/10 would not read again.
 
iannis

iannis

Musty Nester
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I fapped but it wasn't easy. I had to think about tiny poppers. Her dooky must come out like silly string!

4/10 fappable
 
Tarrant

Tarrant

<Prior Amod>
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You'll know shes the one when you kiss her on the forehead.

Seriously though, good luck man. I know what you've been going through and it sucks, it's nice when you get that one that makes you feel like shit can be normal again.
 
Sutekh

Sutekh

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Do you have to use some sort of lube to get your horns erect or is it a natty hard that I give you?
 
Julian The Apostate

Julian The Apostate

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Sutekh_sl said:
Pooper = no. Shit I barely could put it in the other one, she's really small.

THE ONE = this is a really good question bro. For the longest time I've liked this chick. We used to work together and if I weren't with my wife I would've asked her out on the spot. Our interests are really similar and we've always enjoyed each other's company. Before she had said anything to me I was on the whole "fuck dating" bandwagon, I had casual relationships with multiple women going on and was not interested in a girlfriend at all. But the day she messaged me that shit went out the window pretty quickly. Way too early to say I'd want to marry her or anything but I can say that she's the first woman since my wife that I actually care about.
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if you knew this chick that well why in the hell were you constantly going on about being worried about getting killed/mugged?
 
Sutekh

Sutekh

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Julian the Apostate_sl said:
if you knew this chick that well why in the hell were you constantly going on about being worried about getting killed/mugged?
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Haha mostly just joking, my grandma who I grew up with always thought people were trying to poison her and shit so I just joke about it a lot now.
 
Khane

Khane

Got something right about marriage
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She woulda got Sutekh too... if it wasn't for those meddling kids.
 
Sutekh

Sutekh

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Round 2. She's driving to my place for the weekend. Will be here in a couple hours.
 
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