Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Tenks

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Knowing someone for a while isn't the same as dicking them for a while. This is most certainly in the honeymoon phase.
 
Eidal

Eidal

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Honeymoon stage? You cynical bastards -- five hour long daily phone calls is totally routine for any relationship!
 
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Tenks

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Heh I remember a relationship I had when I was maybe 21 or 22 and we'd talk on Skype at least 5 nights a week for hours on end. I thought it would never end. Then it ended.
 
Sutekh

Sutekh

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lol you guys no nothing. This is normal, it will never end. "Honeymoon stage" this isn't the 50s bros this is the real world, there's no such thing.
 
Soygen

Soygen

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That's where most dudes kick her to the curb. Noodle decided to switch it up and proposed.
 
Sutekh

Sutekh

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I was with my ex for 9 years and I made it abundantly clear you do not fart in front of me. We had a good relationship.

Is the honeymooner phase where I punch her in the mouth when she gets mouthy?
 
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Tenks

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No wonder she left if you force her to sit there with a gas baby in her colon the entire night
 
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