Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Itlan

Itlan

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So you literally don't fart in public at all? I'm farting as I'm typing this. At my desk. At work.
 
Sutekh

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I mean if it's silent and I can slip it out without it smelling or making a noise yeah I'll do it, but anything more than that I'll just hold it in. Then again I honestly can't remember the last time my farts have smelled like anything.
 
Sutekh

Sutekh

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I don't even notice it anymore. I actually have to put more effort into farting.

I don't know man, when I eat Broccoli they sometimes do, but other than that. Not really.
 
Sutekh

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Sorry bros I'll stop talking about farts.

I'm stuck at a pretty weird point where I really just want to travel, a lot. I've got some pets left over from the past relationship, the ex is taking her cats in July and I should be free of the bulk. I've been thinking about selling my car and all my junk, grabbing a laptop and just backpacking around for a couple years. I think it would be pretty cool since I could just work from my laptop and like a net card. Not really sure where I'd stay or anything but it's been crossing my mind a lot lately.
 
Itlan

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Seems like you've really got your shit together.

You could always take up acting. I hear the industry is booming in Pittsburgh. That could lead you to traveling all over the world.
 
Sutekh

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Why would I do that? I already have a good job that lets me travel all over the world! No need to start over there.

I don't think I do have my shit together really. My relationship with my ex start when I was 17 and we made a pretty clean split I don't have anything really stopping me from doing what I want to do so I'm thinking of exploring all possibilities. Except gay shit, no homo.
 
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