Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Fifey

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Good news is once you two live together, she can finally get that acting career on track. Pretty soon she will even be a featured extra.
 
Blazin

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Sutekh_sl said:
Yeah I'm kind of the opposite. I just kind of let things happen as they come and don't really plan ahead all that much. I'm not in a rush to get married or anything so whatever happens will. I just hate that I moved is all.
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Since she doesn't really have a job why can't she just come to you?
 
Phazael

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Pretty sure they can shoot amature porn anywhere! /drum fill

But seriously, the real question you need to ask yourself is if you weren't fucking like rabbits, is she someone you would hang around with anyhow? If the answer is yes, then roll the dice. Life is too short and the sex is going to slow down at some point, anyhow.
 
Noodleface

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I would never move based on a piece of ass I had been fucking for a few weeks. That's some serious Onoes next level shit
 
Soygen

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Now I'm not suggesting that Sutekh move (yet), but he's known this girl for years, so it's not like some chick he just met and there's only that initial attraction. They know each other. That said, I wouldn't move until she lands a role in the next Tarantino flick. Can I come to the wrap party?!
 
Sutekh

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She works some in her parents shop and all of her current shoots are in Pittsburgh/Cleveland area, she's joked about moving to me but I wouldn't wish moving to Syracuse upon anyone. I'd much, MUCH rather leave this shit hole than have anyone come here. Sorry bros there's a 0% chance I'll be linking a picture of her.

Yeah we've been friends since 2011, worked together and junk. We talk pretty much all day and if we do end up calling each other at the end of the day via Skype we're like fucking high school kids who stay on the phone for 5 hours. Not to compare her to anyone but the only other woman I've ever really connected with as well as her is my ex-wife.

I probably will end up moving there if things keep going at the same rate but I'm not about to rush into it. I have no other reason to move to PA than "I like girl. Syracuse suck". I don't really want to put her in that position so until things get a bit more serious it wont be happening.

This forum is more of a way for me to talk out the scenario to random strangers so I can make the conclusions myself, don't worry no one's going to be ruining this guy's life.
 
Kirun

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Sutekh_sl said:
Oh we've already talked about it. Basically all last weekend we were joking about looking for apartments for me and junk.
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Things didn't work out with her parents, huh? Or did she just get tired of living with them already?

The sex starved puppy thing is kind of unavoidable since I've already told her I'm not seeing any other women, so unless she's giving it to me she knows I'm not getting it.
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LOL. Are all Dolphins fans this dumb?

Sutekh_sl said:
the only other woman I've ever really connected with as well as her is my ex-wife.
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So, this is only your 2nd "girlfriend" then? Yeah, this is going to gogreat, just like your ex did. I think you should pack your bags tomorrow.
 
Sutekh

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Kirun_sl said:
Things didn't work out with her parents, huh? Or did she just get tired of living with them already?



LOL. Are all Dolphins fans this dumb?



So, this is only your 2nd "girlfriend" then? Yeah, this is going to gogreat, just like your ex did. I think you should pack your bags tomorrow.
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Come on bro, this is some pretty strong desperation. You're going to have to be much more subtle if you want to make me angry.
 
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