Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Jilariz_sl

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Stupid people pop out kids but you are missing the point.

If you are still a child at 30 you are an idiot. If you have kids at 30 you 'might' be an idiot. Sutekh is a child.
That's the big thing I'm seeing is that young adults today don't have to grow up. It's worse the younger you go and it's easy to say that young people aren't supposed to have grown up, but you give them an inch and then they are flying to hang out with your wife and they even asked about it on the fucking Internet.

You don't disrespect a married man like that. You don't disrespect yourself like that. That nice young man with needy issues needs to take his lips off his ex's security teat and find what he needs in other women who haven't been taken.
 

Sutekh

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Yo I'm going to be a kid forever, this shit is awesome.

Also I could see why they'd want me see, I'm pretty awesome. Handsom, good physique, smart, great personality. I've got it all.
 

a_skeleton_03

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Yo I'm going to be a kid forever, this shit is awesome.

Also I could see why they'd want me see, I'm pretty awesome. Handsom, good physique, smart, great personality. I've got it all.
Yet can't keep a girl to save your life. Don't think you even have male friends.
 

TheBeagle

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Yet can't keep a girl to save your life. Don't think you even have male friends.
How the fuck do get that from his posts? He talks to his ex a bunch, which is definitely not the norm for most people, but now he's a child who can't keep a girl and doesn't have male friends. Grasp at straws much?
 

TheBeagle

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I think a_skeleton_03 is trying to pick up the shit-stirrer mantle of our fallen comrade Araysar, without any of his wit or entertainment value.
 

a_skeleton_03

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How the fuck do get that from his posts? He talks to his ex a bunch, which is definitely not the norm for most people, but now he's a child who can't keep a girl and doesn't have male friends. Grasp at straws much?
You forget I know him and have for years on the forums, on Facebook, in the same guild, and in IRC.
 

a_skeleton_03

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I think a_skeleton_03 is trying to pick up the shit-stirrer mantle of our fallen comrade Araysar, without any of his wit or entertainment value.
You bring up a good point actually. Telling a person they are a child and to grow up is stirring up shit. It can't be because I actually care and instead of just saying "do what you want to bro and it will all work out" I actually drop the real talk. We all keep telling Onoes to keep on doing what he does because we like the funny stories and we don't care if he has a bad breakup and kills himself tomorrow. We don't tell Sutekh to grow up and move on and stop being so needy because it's uncool and just going to stir up shit.

The reality is that he was always going to go to Switzerland. He didn't come to us asking if he should at all. He came to us to be a relevant story that he could post about for days and people could talk about. Every single person on this forum could say that he shouldn't go and he would say "sorry bros you just don't understand we are just friends, update you when I get back". He doesn't care at all what we are actually saying just as long as we are talking to or about him.
 

Sutekh

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No, I don't like to talk about my relationships with people I know. Leads to bad things and misconceptions.
 

lurkingdirk

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"remember who your first mommy was, because your asshole daddy is going to insert some herpes whore as my replacement I'm sure"
I had the most confusing boner of my life because my brain was sayin "Bro...this bitch is fucking nuts... and a racist piece of shit" while my dick was saying "BRO!! This bitch is fucking nuts..AND HOT... AND READY TO GO"
"put it in my ass, I've been bad".
Holy crap, there are so many awesome lines in this thread. You guys are outstanding, keep up the good work!

And Wombat, post those nudies. For science.
 

a_skeleton_03

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No, I don't like to talk about my relationships with people I know. Leads to bad things and misconceptions.
And it leads to real talk where your friends would tell you the real deal and then you would have to explain why you completely blew them off and don't give a shit at all about their opinion. With us it's "we don't understand" what you two have ....
 

Sutekh

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And it leads to real talk where your friends would tell you the real deal and then you would have to explain why you completely blew them off and don't give a shit at all about their opinion. With us it's "we don't understand" what you two have ....
Maybe, but I like the system I've got going for me now.
 

ZyyzYzzy

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Everyone seems like an intelligent adult who knows how to be in a healthy relationship compared to Mr. I'm besties with my ex and I'm going to fly half way around the world to see her.