Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Khane

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Corollary to follow up: Who have you gotten further with on Skype?
 

Sutekh

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Woah woah woah. I don't talk about these things. Especially since a good portion of this forum knows the exwife.
 

Noodleface

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So is anyone else not sure how much of Sutekh's relationship discussion is true?
I'm not sure whether he's trolling or not, to be honest. His reply will be that he isn't, but I don't know.

Congrats Wombat, but be careful with that one in these two weeks. I don't know how people can turn into angry drunks like that, my mother was like that too.

I'm the happiest drunk guy you'll ever meet. I drink to have fun, and be fun around, not to be a raging dick.
 

Famm

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So is anyone else not sure how much of Sutekh's relationship discussion is true?
I feel like Sut has always generally been great at painting himself a certain way with his stories. Reality could be markedly different if we knew all the angles and variables involved.
 

Sutekh

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I feel like Sut has always generally been great at painting himself a certain way with his stories. Reality could be markedly different if we knew all the angles and variables involved.
Full disclosure, I'm pretty fucking needy and quick to jump the gun on things because I like to think I'm ahead of a situation so I can plan for what will eventually happen. So if I feel like a chick I'm seeing is losing interest I'll just be like "whelp, that's that relationship, time to emotionally detach until she stops talking." I do that with a lot of things, sometimes it has it's benefits like being a Dolphins fan, and sometimes it has it's downsides, like sabotaging your own relationships.
 
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To be fair most people aren't completely honest when posting on an internet forum. For instance with wombat and drunk girl for all we know he s abusive in some way and the girl represses fighting back until her monthly binge then she unleashes the beast. Or that the master is actually a Catholic priest who gets his kicks and catharsis from talking about open relationships because he can't have them in real life. Now I'm not saying any of that is true, but shit this is rerolled where the e-trannies and the real ones get exposed on a yearly basis (hi mist).
 

Lejina

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I'm still baffled about the bar hair salon thing.
Angry drunk gossiping women with immediate access to pointy scissors and straight razors? If that isn't a recipe for a disaster i don't know what is.
 
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I'm still baffled about the bar hair salon thing.
Angry drunk gossiping women with immediate access to pointy scissors and straight razors? If that isn't a recipe for a disaster i don't know what is.
It's pretty common. Some of my exes would go out to get nails or hair done and would come home hammered. Didn't believe that they were getting loaded at the salon until I talked to my cousin who works at a high end place and found out that they do indeed supply drinks and whatnot to the clients. Makes things more interesting and leads to better tips from what I was told.
 

Famm

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To be fair most people aren't completely honest when posting on an internet forum. For instance with wombat and drunk girl for all we know he s abusive in some way and the girl represses fighting back until her monthly binge then she unleashes the beast. Or that the master is actually a Catholic priest who gets his kicks and catharsis from talking about open relationships because he can't have them in real life. Now I'm not saying any of that is true, but shit this is rerolled where the e-trannies and the real ones get exposed on a yearly basis (hi mist).
Well, nobody is perfect but if she's remotely close to how Wombat describes her then she's a trainwreck herself regardless. After all the shit we've seen on this board I wouldn't be surprised to find out Lindz is a man and TheMaster is an invalid virgin.
 
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Well, nobody is perfect but if she's remotely close to how Wombat describes her then she's a trainwreck herself regardless. After all the shit we've seen on this board I wouldn't be surprised to find out Lindz is a man and TheMaster is an invalid virgin.
To be clear I am not saying wombat is being misleading in his post. Just that anyone posting about shit on a forum isn't really held to any level of accountability for the most part. Wombat seems like a good guy in his posts so I don't doubt him at all in this instance. Just using a possible example.
 

TheBeagle

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Wombat's girlfriend sounds like a pretty standard Dallas bimbo. I've been through my share of those types as well. The only thing missing from the story are what type of prescriptions she's taking.
 

Pants_sl

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Props to wombat for cutting her loose. Even if he's a dick to her (seems like kind of a dick, but to an acceptable degree), she has terrible problem solving skills.