Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Ignatius

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Wombat's girlfriend sounds like a pretty standard Dallas bimbo. I've been through my share of those types as well. The only thing missing from the story are what type of prescriptions she's taking.
Read his story wondering if she was a Highland Park girl.
 

Xequecal

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I personally can't really chime in on this, as I'm the last person you want to take advice from on these kinds of things, but my sister actually did exactly this (visited a married ex-boyfriend in Germany and stayed at their place) and no real drama erupted out of it. So it is possible that it can work.
 

Noodleface

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My cousin and sister are both hair stylists and for friends/family they will sometimes work in their own homes or after hours at the salon. It's not entirely out of the realm of possibilities it is a scenario like this. My wife got her hair done at my cousin's place and came home hammered.
 

Sutekh

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Maybe I just need a good summary of your current situation.
Ex and I broke up ~12 months ago. I for some reason thought it was a good idea to move back to my home town. Sleep around and meet some girls, all kind of boring unfun stuff. Randomly girl from back in Pitt messages me, I've been obsessed with her since I first met her even though she's super young. We start talking more, eventually meet up, meet up again after, and again after. After last time she goes back to working seriously, we talk less and less because of it, I get paranoid she's losing interest. Maybe she is maybe she isn't. I contemplate moving back to Pitt and it scares the shit out of her because she's "afraid of commitment" or something. I still want to move back there for reasons unrelated to her but probably will not end up doing it for a while.
 

Soygen

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Whoa, those are pastas, not Noodles! He's going to have a Ramen. Everybody Loves Ramen.
 

Tuco

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Ex and I broke up ~12 months ago. I for some reason thought it was a good idea to move back to my home town. Sleep around and meet some girls, all kind of boring unfun stuff. Randomly girl from back in Pitt messages me, I've been obsessed with her since I first met her even though she's super young. We start talking more, eventually meet up, meet up again after, and again after. After last time she goes back to working seriously, we talk less and less because of it, I get paranoid she's losing interest. Maybe she is maybe she isn't. I contemplate moving back to Pitt and it scares the shit out of her because she's "afraid of commitment" or something. I still want to move back there for reasons unrelated to her but probably will not end up doing it for a while.
What's the latest with the ex in Germany?
 

Sutekh

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Anyone who was that much of an insufferable cunt has to be a demon in the sack.
Bro, just because you sucked at healing and faced her wrath doesn't mean she was insufferable cunt!

What's the latest with the ex in Germany?
She married a German dude that lives in Switzerland as for me going on vacation there? Probably wont be for a couple months.
 

Soygen

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What class did your ex play? That will determine my opinion of her.
 

Sutekh

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She was a badass Hunter, constantly topped dmg meters and was a gladiator.

Also stole daggers from me in Molten Core and BWL (I was a rogue).
 

Phazael

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So, you guys divorced about a year ago which means she has been married to the new dude for less than a year? Am I interpreting this correctly?

Seriously, this is a bad idea and you need to cut ties and move on with your life. Not trying to be a dick here, but this is not healthy the way you portray it.
 

Sutekh

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So, you guys divorced about a year ago which means she has been married to the new dude for less than a year? Am I interpreting this correctly?

Seriously, this is a bad idea and you need to cut ties and move on with your life. Not trying to be a dick here, but this is not healthy the way you portray it.
Haha how can you be so certain you're right?