Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Izo

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a_skeleton_03_sl said:
Yeah he never stated he was married, but that she was, and is alluding to either having a baby and not marrying her or an affair while she is married. It's Gavinmad though, are we sure he knows how to sex?
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Could be adopted too. Or sperm donation. The plot thickens!
 
chaos

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Phazael_sl said:
I am a cynical asshole, but I am not willing to stand by and watch some dude crater his life for my own personal amusement, much less encourage them to do it. If that's hard to understand and you want guys want to play enabler to someone in order to get your rocks off to their self inflicted wounds, then by all means wander over to the J49 thread or pretty much any thread Mist/Moon Bat/Dumar are posting in. My understanding is that this part of the forum is meant to be serious discussion and I treat it that way. You certainly won't see me agreeing with a_skeleton_03 in any other part of this forum, but I totally agree with him on this.
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What are we enabling him to do? Find the right woman, continue to be a loving father, and keep his relationship with his ex in check. Cratering his life? Dude, you're dramabombing.
 
Nester

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a_skeleton_03_sl said:
We are quite compatible with very little issues and 100% transparency.
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100%?

Sounds like bullshit.

99% I could live with but 100%? no deal.

Sure she knows you watch porn, but does she know how much porn you actually watch??? That is the difference between 99% and 100%.
 
Khane

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Only lendarios gives his wife 100% transparency when it comes to porn and masturbation. That story still kills me.
 
Oblio

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Tarrant_sl said:
I feel like I missed something awesome. Fill me in.
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I assume they are referencing this post from last summer.

lendarios_sl said:
Boundary issues yes, master, I feel like my wife is a freak control. Because of the pregnancy we are only having sex once or twice a week. On the mean time I just jerk off, she takes offense to that. I told her she can't control me jerking off, if she wants to have sex I'm ready, if not, then that is cool, but then I'm rubbing one off. On Wednesday we had a long sex session, that literally made her shit diarrhea, baby moved her bowels. So this Friday I jerk off in quiet at the living room she asks me. I tell her one sec I'm jerk Ing off, she gets offended, asked me to the bed to have sex with me, then in 3 minutes of chatting gets mad at me for jerk Ing off, and declines sex. I'm dumb founded. This types of stuff only happens on TV right?.

so neither one of them for me that night.
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Gavinmad

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Alex_sl said:
There was another thread (or this one) where he said he's pretty sure his friend and wife's kid is actually his.
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The woman is my friend, her husband is an ok guy but we've never really gotten to know each other. I'd never home wreck with a bro's wife, even horrible people have lines they won't cross.
 
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Tenks

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I don't think anyone is freaked out. We're just saying it generally isn't a good idea to post pictures of your kids on an internet gaming forum.
 
Noodleface

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I guess with how open Onoes is, he's practically given away his address and what he does for a living. There are some creepy-ass mothafuckas out there that could easily extract where to find him or find his kids. I think this forum is public, so I probably wouldn't want anything more than my personal picture available to anyone who was looking.
 
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