Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Tenks

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Seeing all this cringy stuff just makes me very thankful I didn't have any forms of internet social media during high school. I could only imagine the cringy shit I would have posted.
 

Soygen

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I recently found an entire subreddit dedicated to the 4panel things above

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There's some good shit on there. Hah. I think this chick might be out of high school...

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Tenks

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My favorite are the sexually ambigious males who take these shots in their bathroom for some reason white knighting girls saying they're not interested in their looks or boobs just in who they are as people. Like this

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Sutekh

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When I was like 14 I couldn't mess around with my girlfriend because she was on her period and I was 14 and grossed out by that so my cousin and I who thought we had a band recorded a spoof of Puddle of Mudd called Puddle of Bludd.

She found out and broke up with me. THANK GOD THERE WERE NO RAGE PANELS THOUGH.

Good times.
 

Soygen

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I'm very thankful there was no internet when I was in high school. There's enough retardation of my adult life permanently recorded, as is.
 

Tenks

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He's been wanting to go to Ukraine for a while. Him going isn't coming out of no where. People have already dissuaded him from going with no avail so it isn't even worth talking about, really.
 

BrotherWu

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I'm not a big Taylor Swift fan, but I saw a picture of her a while back without makeup and I thought she looked at least as good as she does with a bunch of makeup on. I don't think this is the one but you get the idea.

On the other hand, I used to work with a lady who had a really nice personality, nice body, and a reasonably pretty face but she never really wore any makeup and I always thought she'd go from like a 6 to an 8 she would just work it a little.

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Tenks

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An issue with posting celebrities without their makeup is that you pretty much know the celebrities by how they look with make up on. So seeing them without makeup comes as a huge shock. Like anyone who has ever grown a beard knows the week following cutting it off is strange and almost like a completely different person is in the mirror.
 

iannis

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PUDDLE OF BLUDD. I like it. That girl had no sense of humor.



My life would have been very, very, very different if there had been all this social media bullshit when I was in high school. I think it probably would have been worse. Cause I was dumber than a bag of buttplugs in those awkward years between 14 and 52.
 

Sutekh

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Maybe if you're some bitch that just started growing their beard. I've had this thing since I was like 16, cutting it off and regrowing is a monthly process.
 

iannis

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If you don't look different after you shave your beard, you need to let it grow beyond the Honest Abe stage.

It's a really weird feeling when you cut 3 inches of hair off your face and then look in the mirror. Honestly. It's like lolwut irl.

We're talking a wookie beard.
 

Sutekh

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I'm just really hairy and my beard grows insanely fast. After 1 week it looks like a normal person's 1 month.
 

Alex

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I forget what I look like without a beard. I don't want to find out. I think there's a whole society living it up in there. I ain't no monster. Taking away their habitat and shit.