Marriage and the Power of Divorce
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Soygen
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It depends on the girl. Chicks who give good blowjobs use a lot of hand-twisting along with the mouth. Chicks who let you fuck their face are also great. Worst comes to worst, just have her lick your balls while you jerk to completion.
Noodleface
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In general my wife is not very sexually experienced outside of me and maybe a couple other guys. She's never watched porn.
She gives bj's like they do in porn, I guess by instinct. It only takes me like 2 minutes if I wanted. Ya'lls women must have shitty skills
She gives bj's like they do in porn, I guess by instinct. It only takes me like 2 minutes if I wanted. Ya'lls women must have shitty skills
Frenzied Wombat
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And I thought I was the only one.. Don't get me wrong, they're fine and all, but I prefer to just fuck.. Whenever I get a BJ I can't help but feel like I'm not doing anything. I know that's the point, but I just prefer to actively be doing something. And yes, I've gotten some crazy good BJ's in my life.
DickTrickle
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Like khane, I don't think I've ever seriously dated someone who wore makeup, including outdoorsy types, thus my experience (do yours actually wear it on the trail?). I prefer a woman to be naturally attractive even if that's maybe a little unfair. It is a turn off on some level to see makeup, regardless of how it affects appearance. Not everyone will feel the same as you, as strange as that may seem. Even your blowjob example shows not everyone is crazy for it even when done right.
Sutekh
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If we're going out for the day to hike or something? They might throw on like a very light layer of it depending on the situation, sometimes they wont wear it at all if we're sweating all day. I've honestly never met a single woman that doesn't wear any makeup.
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When you guys are saying you date girls who don't wear makeup, are you honestly saying they didn't wear anything at all or were just really light about it? In my past there is seriously just one girl who was completely makeup free and she shouldn't have been. Plenty of girls that go for a natural look with it and are generally low maintenance, but I really don't think there are many women out there that use nothing at all.
Natural look is a trend in the makeup industry at the moment anyways. There are tons of guides and tutorials about how to pull it off. But yes it does require some makeup.
Noodleface
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My wife doesn't even know how to apply make up. I've only dated one woman that wore the stuff.
DickTrickle
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I mean literally no makeup. Currently dating someone who wears none and doesn't need it. I certainly feel lucky since I realize my stance limits my dating pool. However it's not as rare as some seem to think.
However, a little is lot more acceptable than a full deal. Minimal I can deal with it if I can't feel it and it doesn't look like there's any but plenty don't stop there. Someone like Katy Perry is very unattractive to me.
However, a little is lot more acceptable than a full deal. Minimal I can deal with it if I can't feel it and it doesn't look like there's any but plenty don't stop there. Someone like Katy Perry is very unattractive to me.
Noodleface
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Cad
scientia potentia est
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Cad
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DickTrickle
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Well perry without makeup isn't that attractive either but the makeup makes her a different kind of unattractive. Like a clown. I'm talking face only. Think some of you only see her breasts.
I'll see if I can convince her to let me but she doesn't have a high opinion of this forum, heh.
I'll see if I can convince her to let me but she doesn't have a high opinion of this forum, heh.
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I'd be willing to bet that 98% of women who "don't wear make up" are wearing some make up. I don't even know where you'd meet a girl who literally uses no make up ever outside of amish country.
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Frenzied Wombat
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Katy Perry is hot, sorry. Without makeup she looks like your average hot chick does without makeup in the morning. You guys must be spearing some serious penthouse hotties if you think Katy Perry is ugly.