Khane
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My current power of divorce climate:
Woman A) Met on eHarmony. Listed herself as in environmental science, played it very close to the cuff during initial correspondance but then got very flirty and ended up being very witty with seemingly a lot in common. We met, she was not very much like what her texting personified, turns out she hasn't finished her degree yet but "isn't sure if it's her passion". I ask what she does for work now, she says she runs a property management firm. As a landlord this interests me so I ask her how many properties she manages. Just the one that her father gave to her and that she resides in. Turns out she's actually just a bartender and a landlord for a property she inherited. Sigh. But I'm a glutton for punishment and she's sexy as hell so I keep talking to her. She's 29.
Woman B) Met at a friend's birthday party. Her father was giving me the hard sell so I introduced myself and chatted her up. Talked about cooking, sat by the bonfire, got a little drunk, started singing and dancing and making out like high schoolers. Met up a few days later at a bar for trivia night, had a good time. She's got a degree in Architectural Engineering that is not being used because "I'm just not sure it's my passion" and instead works as a medical technician at a local clinic and waitresses at a buffalo wild wings. Sigh. But I'm a glutton for punishment and she's cool and fun so I keep talking to her. She's 28.
Woman C) Met at a friggin' gas station. I smelled like a bonfire from the night before and she commented on how I smell dangerous (because we were at a gas station). Met up the next night at a local brewery and had just a basic, good first date. She's a paralegal who has a degree in... I don't remember. All I remember was that "I'm just not sure it's my passion". Sigh. She's 26 and Bisi would worship her ampleness.
Notice a common theme here?
Woman A) Met on eHarmony. Listed herself as in environmental science, played it very close to the cuff during initial correspondance but then got very flirty and ended up being very witty with seemingly a lot in common. We met, she was not very much like what her texting personified, turns out she hasn't finished her degree yet but "isn't sure if it's her passion". I ask what she does for work now, she says she runs a property management firm. As a landlord this interests me so I ask her how many properties she manages. Just the one that her father gave to her and that she resides in. Turns out she's actually just a bartender and a landlord for a property she inherited. Sigh. But I'm a glutton for punishment and she's sexy as hell so I keep talking to her. She's 29.
Woman B) Met at a friend's birthday party. Her father was giving me the hard sell so I introduced myself and chatted her up. Talked about cooking, sat by the bonfire, got a little drunk, started singing and dancing and making out like high schoolers. Met up a few days later at a bar for trivia night, had a good time. She's got a degree in Architectural Engineering that is not being used because "I'm just not sure it's my passion" and instead works as a medical technician at a local clinic and waitresses at a buffalo wild wings. Sigh. But I'm a glutton for punishment and she's cool and fun so I keep talking to her. She's 28.
Woman C) Met at a friggin' gas station. I smelled like a bonfire from the night before and she commented on how I smell dangerous (because we were at a gas station). Met up the next night at a local brewery and had just a basic, good first date. She's a paralegal who has a degree in... I don't remember. All I remember was that "I'm just not sure it's my passion". Sigh. She's 26 and Bisi would worship her ampleness.
Notice a common theme here?
