Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Elsebet

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I can personally vouch for the idea that (in general) people should hold off until 30+ to marry. I got married at 22 when I was an insecure and clingy little cunt. It ended about 4 years later and I started my current relationship with Mike the same year. While we haven't married, at 38 we're still going.

My uncle and his girlfriend have been together since I've been alive (probably longer) and never married. They maintain separate houses but now he that is in his 70's (she is in her mid 60's I think) he stays at her place more and more. He was divorced once that I know of, not sure about her. Every time I see them together they are so content.
 

Soygen

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I like your uncle's style. I don't think I can convince my girlfriend to wait until I'm 70 before seriously considering moving in together.
 

Khane

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When she says she thinks it's time to take that next step and move in together just say "Why"

When she explains why just say "But we can do that in separate houses"

I don't see how that wouldn't be a simple conversation.
 

Soygen

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When she says she thinks it's time to take that next step and move in together just say "Why"

When she explains why just say "But we can do that in separate houses"

I don't see how that wouldn't be a simple conversation.
You're going to die rich and alone, Khane.
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Haast

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You're going to die rich and alone, Khane.
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^^^ Yup.

Though actually, it's more like he'll die fucking young, hot chicks his whole life (because rich), but will resent them for being meaningless dick koozies and by association, resent himself. Or perhaps he'll learn to compromise a little.

Experience the blackness that is existence.

EDIT: this was more a take on Khane in general rather than his sarcastic swipe at Soy.
 

Soygen

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Sorry. I couldn't tell, because youdohave some really idealistic views on relationships and what you wrote does actually make sense at a logical level.

I take back what I said. You'll have a very sweet dog by your side at your death bed.
 

Khane

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My personality doesn't translate well over the internet.

You guys just don't get it.

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Soygen

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^ lolz

Onoes, did the girl you're dating keep making comments about it? What prompted you?