Marriage and the Power of Divorce

Khane_sl said:

I've already got the ring picked out

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The last chick I banged for about a month had one of these. First time I was like "wtf is that rubbing against the head of my dick". I prefer the standard BC pill but I guess the positive with the Nuvaring is that you at least know they're actively protected, unlike the BC pill which they can forget or just decide to skip.

The only way Onoes could be more proud of Khane at this point is if he moves this chick into his house.

Cad_sl said:

Second this, ring is very annoying. Although going spelunking to find it and get it out is entertaining.

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Can't I just do that with a kid too?

Yeah but your spelunking toolkit shifts from a dick to a coat hanger

I'm enjoying the sarcasm in Khane's latest posts. Ok, it's there in all of them, but I like the last few the most. At least until the next few come in.

What if I can make my dick look like a coat hanger?

Khane_sl said:

What if I can make my dick look like a coat hanger?

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Then it makes me wonder how a girl would fall in love with you after seeing it

Tenks_sl said:

Then it makes me wonder how a girl would fall in love with you after seeing it

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Some people use their hands for shadow art, I use my dick. It's like forehead kisses but more artistic.

Khane is currently the master of this thread. Much respect, sir.

"Coat-hanger Dick" might have to be his new user title.

Can I put a little costume on it? Dress it up like something from a Ridley Scott movie?

Whatever escalates the oddly creepy factor for you, go for it!

I just want to see a chest burster.

I'm willing to bet if you googled alien chest bursting penis you would find something Japanese.

Totally not doing that, and let's not have Fedor do that either.

there are a few of the predictable japanese ones. But this one was the one that stood out

Antilles_sl said:

Ahhh shit. I'm about 1500 posts in so things were still going well in his divorce proceedings. I suppose I'm not surprised to hear it took a turn.

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Don't listen to these idiots, everything is still awesome. I got divorced and have not had one serious issue with my ex. I spent a year having crazy sex adventures with crazy girls. I found a girl I thought was amazing, fell in love, got dumped and was very hurt. Spent a couple months bummed out about it and lonely. Met a new girl in an unorthodox situation and hit it off. I moved her in with me after 2 months and everything was great. We've been together 5 months now, everything is still going amazingly well.

I'm kind of sporadic around here anymore because I'm usually busy having fun with her. Despite everyone's doom and gloom, I'm the happiest I've ever been. Obviously I'll let you know if that changes.

Ohh, I've totally put back on 20 pounds in the last 6 months, just stared working on that last week, so that's not good. Already down a couple, but yeah, I'm not happy about the whole getting fat again thing. It's hard to focus on when you're in a really positive place though I guess.

Also, here's a picture that's wacky for all the wrong reasons. She is doing some consulting work for a non profit that works on helping people get medical marijuana. Now, neither of us smoke, in fact, I still have my big straight edge (drug free) tattoo on my back, so I find this very funny. We got flown out to San Francisco last month for this big Cannabis Cup event thing so she could meet some of the people she would be working with. We ended up just volunteer working at the High Times booth because of this companies strong ties to them. I know I think its funnier than you all will, but I'm a guy who's never even smoked a cigarette, who was actively anti drug in my youth, working a High Times booth at a pot head convention. The strange places life takes us.



In summary though, just having fun!

Glad you haven't been murdered yet