Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Noodleface

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The whole straight edge thing is weird. I remember it from like middle school and then when I went to local shows like 15 years ago.
 
Fifey

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Noodlemod_sl said:
The whole straight edge thing is weird. I remember it from like middle school and then when I went to local shows like 15 years ago.
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Its nothing but dudes who claim edge that secretly drinkand smoke. Hilarious that Onoes has a tattoo and still claims it.
 
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Imagine that. No horns, sticking it out with one girl, and you are happy!

It's almost as if many of us gave you that advice!!!

Aww our Onoes is almost all growned up.
 
Khane

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a_skeleton_03_sl said:
Imagine that. No horns, sticking it out with one girl, and you are happy!

It's almost as if many of us gave you that advice!!!

Aww our Onoes is almost all growned up.
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Uh what? He did exactly the same thing he was doing when he had the horns. Did you not pay attention to the way the two of them met?
 
Khane

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a_skeleton_03_sl said:
The way they met, not the way he kept her and became happy. Huge difference.
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If you say so. This story is the same exact story he's given 2 or 3 times since his divorce. "So happy, she's the one" etc. I hope it works out for him but this really isn't any different.
 
Soygen

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I have a giant crackpipe tattoo on my back. Really regretted it when I moved on to shooting meth.
 
Soygen

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Track marks are where it's at. Then again, I may as well get as much mileage out of this tattoo as possible. Smoking some right now. AFK.
 
Khane

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Soygen_sl said:
Track marks are where it's at. Then again, I may as well get as much mileage out of this tattoo as possible. Smoking some right now. AFK.
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Throw some track marks on a woman who just had a C-section and I'll fall harder than Onoes.
 
Hoss

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I'd never even heard of straight edge tattoos until just now.

Since he drinks, eats meat, and fornicates promiscuously, apparently his edge is a little duller than others.
 
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