Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Soygen

Soygen

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Lets you hit it raw and loves you within two weeks.

Do I hear wedding bells?
 
Khane

Khane

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Soygen_sl said:
Khane makes enough money that that's not even a great perk.

How old is she, Khane?
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31. But bros, there's no way she's crazy. She's a Libra so she's just totally chill. Just goes with the flow man. The flow of love.
 
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Tenks

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Khane_sl said:
31. But bros, there's no way she's crazy. She's a Libra so she's just totally chill. Just goes with the flow man. The flow of love.
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She's a hippy? Is she aware she works for a corporate giant that is more concerned with money than lives?
 
Frenzied Wombat

Frenzied Wombat

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Khane_sl said:
I'll ride it out. It's not like I have anything to lose, except maybe everything when she gets pregnant on "accident" or something. I've been raw dogging it since the first date so not very smart and since she already dropped the love bomb it should be fun telling her we should start using condoms. I can't really see anything bad happening here.
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Dude, it's no joke. I know too many men that have been screwed when she secretly pulls the goalie. What kind of BC is she on?
 
Noodleface

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I had a friend with a girlfriend like that.. she always insisted he raw dog her and then would say shit like "damnit, you missed" when she didn't get pregnant.

Noped right the fuck out.
 
Frenzied Wombat

Frenzied Wombat

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Just realize that you're not the first guy she's rawdogged from the outset.. That's usually what goes through my mind when some chick tells me not to bother with a condom.. Followed by worries of STD's of course.
 
Khane

Khane

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Nah, she told me she doesn't ever do that and I can tell she's very trustworthy.

The only thing she loves more than God and honesty is me.
 
Noodleface

Noodleface

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Khane, I rawdogged my wife after our fourth date or something. Continued the practice for a few weeks before I smartened up.

In summation you're getting married.
 
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