Marriage and the Power of Divorce
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Noodleface
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What size doggy door in relation to my dick size? I can provide pics upon request.
iannis
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Noodleface
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The real question is did it come out looking like you stuck it in a jar of fruit preserves? I'd like to change your user title to Fruit Preserve Dick if so.
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Hoss
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Horngry?
Reminds me of a joke
A young bride is sitting on her bed, worried to death. "What's the matter?", asks her mother.
"It's the Honeymoon, mom. Tom thinks I'm a virgin. You and I both know I've been with so many men."
"Yes dear." replys her mom, "To tell the truth, I had the same problem when I married your father."
"What ever did you do?"
"Well, before I joined you father in bed, I asked for some private time in the bathroom."
"The bathroom? Why the bathroom?"
"I took the raw piece of liver, that your Grandmother gave me and put it in my vagina. It made me as tight as a virgin for my wedding night and afterwards it didn't matter."
The young woman took her Mother's advice and there followed a glorious wedding night. The next morning the Bride found herself alone in bed and a note was pinned to her Groom's pillow. It read:
My Darling,
Last night was the best sex I have ever had. You are everything a man could wan't in a wife. I Love you with all my heart and always will. But darling I can't live with the thought that I have disfigured you for life. Forgive me darling, but Good-Bye Forever.
All My Love,
Tom
P.S.: I left your pussy in the sink.
bixxby
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moonarchia
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Because waiting is going to make it hurt less? Just start the project now and get it over with instead of making excuses to put it off.
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Also, she can't say "he's just pissed right now and trying to hurt me because we had a big fight" if he allows things to calm down. Makes sense to me.
Sorry, man. The fifth anniversary part got me right in the feels. That's rough.
Sorry, man. The fifth anniversary part got me right in the feels. That's rough.
Tarrant
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Both Iannis and Lurking have hit the nail on the head for both reasons. Plus again, have to make sure my son is shielded as much as possible. This escalated my timetable a bit and I need to take care of some things before I can pull the trigger.
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Respect for considering your son so much in this process. Good on you; hope your wife does the same, and makes the process as painless for him as possible.
Gavinmad
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Man, as much as I love to jokingly suggest homicide as a way to solve marital problems, you should probably refrain from using the phrase 'pull the trigger' when discussing your plans to deal with your estranged wife.