Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Khane_sl said:
Where do I put my women order in?
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Oh, if you're really talking about women, you gotta make it yourself. Have you ever heard of hot chocolate blowjobs? Lifehacks like that are your tools for preparing a dream woman.
 
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McCheese, think of it this way - He wants deep fried, warm, cooked and covered in your favourite sauce pizza pockets. He doesn't want to eat them out the the bag, still partially frozen.
 
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Khane is like this. He wants to go to the grocery store and buy every flavor of potato chips available and open them all without them ever getting stale.
 
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We're all putting too much thought into it. Khane just literally wants to stick his dick into a grilled stuft burrito, but he can't because he was lifetime banned from taco bell for doing that.
 
Hoss

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Now you're just being dumb. No one is going to fuck a grilled stuft burrito in their own car. Have you any idea what kind of mess that makes?
 
Khane

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It was the fire sauce that got me. They were none the wiser until I started writhing in pain.
 
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Noodlemod_sl said:
Real talk. Wife had a baby 4 months ago. We haven't slammed because she's been plagued by medical issues. When I finally do get in there.. is it going to feel different or is it going to be the same ol' vagina I've known for years?

I can't google this at work, as you can imagine.
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it's going to be like fucking a doggy door
 
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