Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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wormie

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Didnt miss a step when told about the marriage, hates kids, wants to see my wife's boobs. I shit you not. WTF.
 
Famm

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Sounds super stable and down to earth. Or you got the wrong signals and she doesn't actually want you.
 
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Famm_sl said:
Sounds super stable and down to earth. Or you got the wrong signals and she doesn't actually want you.
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Pretty much what I am thinking. Mostly the former. The latter not so much.

Edit: I am assuming the stable part was sarcasm.
 
Famm

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So did you show her the wife's tits? This threesome thing is sounding pretty realistic!
 
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I'm creating a patreon. please donate to me so I can afford airfare to go kill Wormie in the name of justice for every man who never met a single unicorn in their lives, much less met a second one while married to the first one they met.
 
wormie

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I am at a fucking loss for words. I must sound like the biggest fucking bullshitter.
 
Gavinmad

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The only reason I haven't outright accused you of lying is because you don't seem like the type for long-con trolljobs. It's pretty unbelievable though.
 
Famm

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I think she's just fucking with you because she enjoys being able to push your buttons. You'll be doing her homework soon enough.
 
Khane

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wormie_sl said:
Didnt miss a step when told about the marriage, hates kids, wants to see my wife's boobs. I shit you not. WTF.
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I thought you said she knew you were married? Or did you tell her you're starting to have second thoughts and that's what didn't bother her?
 
wormie

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Khane_sl said:
I thought you said she knew you were married? Or did you tell her you're starting to have second thoughts and that's what didn't bother her?
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I said she knew i was involved. I outright told her how involved i was.
 
Khane

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wormie_sl said:
I said she knew i was involved. I outright told her how involved i was.
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You guys don't wear wedding rings?

Anyway, "I'm married" with men in your situation comes out less as "This can't continue, I'm married" and more usually as "I don't know what to do, I feel this incredible connection with you but I'm married. I love my wife but I have feelings for you too".

So come on, let's hear the whole story.
 
chaos

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Yeah I don't get how you have been hanging out with this chick all of this time, and were previously just friendly and no sexual/intimate thoughts, and yet she never knew that you were married. Kind of strange to say the least.
 
Famm

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Khane_sl said:
Anyway, "I'm married" with men in your situation comes out less as "This can't continue, I'm married" and more usually as "I don't know what to do, I feel this incredible connection with you but I'm married. I love my wife but I have feelings for you too".
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Yeah, that shit's gonna be like "challenge accepted" for this chick.
 
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