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Marriage and the Power of Divorce
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
Frenzied Wombat
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Nah, this is a broad that I've been on three dates with who then proceeded to send me the dreaded unsolicited FB invite after I plowed her. It's a blessing really-- she showed her crazy and now I get to bail without wasting too much time. Just annoyed at the constant inquisition over who I used to date and jealousy over a person they never met and isn't even in my life. Almost every single chick since I've moved to the states has done this to some extent (enquiring as to historical girlfriend details).
I don't think I've actually posted anything in years besides photo albums. I use it as a news aggregator and to see all the stupid shit old friends post. Have four sisters that live all over the continent and it's an effective way to share pics/IM.
Noodleface
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Yeah I never really entertained these trap questions. Inevitabally you get asked why you haven't untagged/deleted the photo I generally responded with something like "The relationship happened. It was a good relationship and I hold no ill will towards her but we just weren't right for each other. I'm not going to act like I haven't seen any women before you." I have very, very little tolerance for insecurity and neediness in relationships, though.
iannis
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Fucking Nacho would make you more manly not less. It would probably give you all sorts of VD as well but ain't nothing in this life free.
I'm tellin you if I ever get cancer and make-a-wish comes my way... 5 way with Nacho and whatever skanks he wants to bring.
The man is a champeen of lust. Truly a great spanish hero.
I'm tellin you if I ever get cancer and make-a-wish comes my way... 5 way with Nacho and whatever skanks he wants to bring.
The man is a champeen of lust. Truly a great spanish hero.
Khane
Got something right about marriage
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Cad
scientia potentia est
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Noodleface
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Ok random question.
Last night I did some shopping before coming home. Picked up some yogurt, hot dogs, buns, trash bags, and 12 1L sparkling waters. They're like $1 for the waters, so $12 in total roughly - I roll so hard I don't notice sales.
Anyways I'm checking out and the cashier is a "mega babe". I put quotations because given the job and the rest of the workers, she could easily be underage although she did appear over 18.
So she's ringing that shit up and she gets to the water, gives me a wink and just bags the waters without ringing them in. I couldn't really see her screen, so I thought she did one of those magical 12@ and scanned one bottle. Because garbage bags cost a million dollars, the price didn't seem too far off what I expected. Then when I get home I check the receipt and sure enough I didn't get charged for the waters.
Did she want my dong? Or did she just want to get fired?
Last night I did some shopping before coming home. Picked up some yogurt, hot dogs, buns, trash bags, and 12 1L sparkling waters. They're like $1 for the waters, so $12 in total roughly - I roll so hard I don't notice sales.
Anyways I'm checking out and the cashier is a "mega babe". I put quotations because given the job and the rest of the workers, she could easily be underage although she did appear over 18.
So she's ringing that shit up and she gets to the water, gives me a wink and just bags the waters without ringing them in. I couldn't really see her screen, so I thought she did one of those magical 12@ and scanned one bottle. Because garbage bags cost a million dollars, the price didn't seem too far off what I expected. Then when I get home I check the receipt and sure enough I didn't get charged for the waters.
Did she want my dong? Or did she just want to get fired?