Marriage and the Power of Divorce
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Cad
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If you didn't screw up the pulling out, the chances are very low. It's just over time, most people will screw up the pulling out. For any one incident, pulling out should be fine so long as you don't... delay unexpectedly.
Khane
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Frenzied Wombat
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She's probably fantasizing about you right now, writing your last name after hers over and over while imagining little Ginger Khanes running amok.
Khane
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Khane
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You know what they say.
If her face isn't super,
wait what?
All I want is the pooper.
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Frenzied Wombat
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Can anybody suggest a good answer to the shit-test question one gets when your current/potential chick finds picture(s) of an ex on Facebook or wherever, then asks "Do I look seven years older than her?" or "am I as hot as her"?
Besides the obvious "of course you're hotter and don't look older than her" lie.
Besides the obvious "of course you're hotter and don't look older than her" lie.
Frenzied Wombat
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So fucking agree here. The hot ones are the absolute worst to dump because they're actually more insecure than most of the uggos AND they aren't used to being dumped.
opiate82
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You can go with the "come to the bedroom and I'll show you exactly how much I think you look younger/hotter than her."
Cad
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Sometimes obvious is best bro. You need to make it believable too. Point out some flaws that chick has. Also tell what a bitch she was and how glad you are to be with the new one.
Frenzied Wombat
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Yeah, I went with the "you're far sexier than she was; she was fucking crazy", which she interpreted as "she was hotter/younger than you, but you're a better package"-- which is actually quite accurate. She somehow wanted an authentic "you're hotter answer" even though she knows it can't be true..
I need to do a better job cleaning up old Facebook albums.. The minute some chick is dating you and friends you on FB she pours over your albums with a fine toothed comb. I've honestly not given two shits about my prospective girlfriend's past boyfriends-- like not in the *least* interested. What's with women driving themselves fucking crazy over who you *used* to date?
