Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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I bare my soul with a real life picture, and no one even has to common decency to mock me.

I go unnoticed as if I were in the gangbang line at lurking's moms house.
 
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Oblio

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I bare my soul with a real life picture, and no one even has to common decency to mock me.

I go unnoticed as if I were in the gangbang line at lurking's moms house.
I thought youwereare black...wasn't this discussed in some other thread?


EDIT: Past tense was a real poor choice right there...
 

Himeo

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Delay the wedding and wait out the cancer? I kid, I kid.

On a serious note, for the non-married gents (or those who dated for years before getting married), did you ever make a big deal of "anniversaries". Today is the 3 year anniversary of, uh, first hooking up with the special lady friend. We don't make a big deal of birthdays or holidays or whatever else, in general. Just wondering if other couples do or did in the past?
The three month anniversary is when I trade her in for a newer model.
 

Big Phoenix

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I bare my soul with a real life picture, and no one even has to common decency to mock me.

I go unnoticed as if I were in the gangbang line at lurking's moms house.
Well it is a pretty big line.

Also who the hell really believes wormie? Dude is lying.
 

Noodleface

A Mod Real Quick
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If I was fucking a 20 year old student you guys would be the first to know, and I'd give you all the dirty details
 

Falstaff

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I bare my soul with a real life picture, and no one even has to common decency to mock me.

I go unnoticed as if I were in the gangbang line at lurking's moms house.
Glasses give you old school street cred.

Skullcap makes you look like a penis.
 

chthonic-anemos

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Noodlemod is Duppin?


I'm ugly, but I've got mad charisma.

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Haast

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Having been on the internet for a while all the people involved are much, much uglier than you're imagining
Hahaha, life lessons from Camerous posts.

"A threesome with two hot chicks, dude is lucky. Oh look, he posted pic-FUCKFUCKFUCK, SUSPENSION OF DISBELIEF RUINED"
 

Grumpus

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Update, still married, still lovin it. Things are going swimmingly.

With baby on the way my sister bought a massive house, shes renting us the basement. Her and her boyfriend/husband spent $20,000 renovating it for us. We move in about 2 weeks.

Never been happier in my life.

The only argument we have had so far in 3 and a half years and it was fake, sister wanted a picture of us setting up Jace's crib.



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Noodleface

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Our crib took like 4 hours to assemble and I wanted to murder the entire state of Massachusetts when I realised I put a part on reverse