Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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iannis

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My dad was rumbling about leaving my mom about 10 years ago. I'm glad he didn't.

He needs her. People tend to take advantage of him and she's pretty good at shooing them away.
 

Noodleface

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Maybe her middle name is hoover...if you catch my drift.
That's about all I can figure. She doesn't have money, although she owns a couple small businesses. She isn't good looking or in any good shape at all. She's a heavy drinker and smoker. To top it off she's dumb as rocks, like one of the dumbest people I've ever met.

She must suck a mean dick.
 

Eomer

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I dunno, I find that now that I'm in to my mid 30's, youth fools me when it comes to women. I'll see what I initially think is a hot piece of ass walking around, and then I'll realize that she's actually not particularly good looking, she's just 20. So maybe that shit applies to 60 year old men and women in their late 30's/early 40's.
 

Big Phoenix

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38 years together, he's about 60-65, guessing there's a 40 year old woman involved in this somehow.
Lol last place I worked at had that going on. Make worse the 65 year old was the co owner of the place with his son and his wife worked there, while they were in the process of divorcing.
 

Picasso3

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Lower than the odds that he's rolling on full steam and doesn't want to provide a chronicle for jew docs divorce lawyer
 

Hoss

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What hotels don't have wifi today?

Maybe he's living under a bridge now.
 

Soygen

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Without pics of the hot Jew doctor and the amazing bodied young student, I'm going with lying.

Please post pics, wormie. ReRolled on tits.
 

Picasso3

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I want pictures of hot jew doc with tits out of a white coat and her ID badge on, handing wormie a check for his education while he's sitting at a table with the amazonian blowing him with her ID and a sign that says "worm da man stays hard for 20 minutes" or it didn't happen.
 

Soygen

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I want pictures of hot jew doc with tits out of a white coat and her ID badge on, handing wormie a check for his education while he's sitting at a table with the amazonian blowing him with her ID and a sign that says "worm da man stays hard for 20 minutes" or it didn't happen.
I can work with this as well. Hurry up, wormie. I'm ready to rub one out.
 

Asshat wormie

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I just dont want to deal with people accusing me of lying or trolling. And also people getting the facts wrong like Picasso with the assumptions that the wife has paid for anything in 10 years other than her own shit. Anyway, nothing to be embarrassed about, I just dont want to filter a personal and emotional issue through the usual forum retardation.
 

Frenzied Wombat

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C'mon Wormie, no judging or trolling, we just want to get an accurate measure of opportunity cost here. Post a few bod-shots so we can judge whether Amazon was worth it or not.
 

Khane

Got something right about marriage
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I just dont want to deal with people accusing me of lying or trolling. And also people getting the facts wrong like Picasso with the assumptions that the wife has paid for anything in 10 years other than her own shit. Anyway, nothing to be embarrassed about, I just dont want to filter a personal and emotional issue through the usual forum retardation.
Asks for input on personal, emotional issue.
Does what he wants to anyway.
Pretends he doesn't want to post about personal, emotional issues.
 

Picasso3

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Since wormie has accused my post of getting the facts wrong I think it's obvious he is only interested in trolling at this point.