Frenzied Wombat
Potato del Grande
Nothing wrong with a nice German fraulein, but IMHO if you want most bang for your buck it's best to extract one from the 3rd world somewhere as their manual labor work ethic and domestic skillset will be unmatched. German girl probably can't sew a button but some chick from Phillipines or Thailand can probably hem your pants in between batches of fresh spring rolls and pad thai.