Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Frenzied Wombat

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Nothing wrong with a nice German fraulein, but IMHO if you want most bang for your buck it's best to extract one from the 3rd world somewhere as their manual labor work ethic and domestic skillset will be unmatched. German girl probably can't sew a button but some chick from Phillipines or Thailand can probably hem your pants in between batches of fresh spring rolls and pad thai.
 

Oblio

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Nothing wrong with a nice German fraulein, but IMHO if you want most bang for your buck it's best to extract one from the 3rd world somewhere as their manual labor work ethic and domestic skillset will be unmatched. German girl probably can't sew a button but some chick from Phillipines or Thailand can probably hem your pants in between batches of fresh spring rolls and pad thai.
I was thinking the same thing, though I would go South America probably because the benefit to your kid of becoming bilingual in Spanish. That is, if you believe stuff likethis.
 

Cad

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Nothing wrong with a nice German fraulein, but IMHO if you want most bang for your buck it's best to extract one from the 3rd world somewhere as their manual labor work ethic and domestic skillset will be unmatched. German girl probably can't sew a button but some chick from Phillipines or Thailand can probably hem your pants in between batches of fresh spring rolls and pad thai.
The reason you go 3rd world is because the au pair money is valuable to them. Your sorry $200/wk means nothing to a french or german girl. They don't take the job too seriously. It depends if you need a serious nanny or if you just need a mother's helper/cultural ambassador type person.
 

Palum

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I think learning to fold a T-shirt and put clothes into a dresser is an important first step before attempting to learn Mandarin or Cantonese. But I'm no teacher or nuthin'.
 

stupidmonkey

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Lots of Brazilian girls do this. I have a friend from there who is in Sweden right now. Not getting paid much at all but loving it because she can travel wherever and get paid more than she ever would at some crummy job in Rio. If she is lucky enough to get a job at all. Yes, they are all insanely hot for the most part.
 

Hoss

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I peed on an open wire and got electrical shock thru my dick. It was at a pool. I had the bright idea of peeing outside by a lamp post that exposed electrical connections...
I got shock through my dick... Sad...
That would probably one-up my story of pissing on an electric fence. I didn't get a dick shock, but I put my hand on it and got a shock that way. The worst part was the piss I got all over myself when I jumped.
 

Hoss

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When you guys order these maids are you supposed to order one you'd fuck?
You just gotta try a few out.

You guys watch too much TV. Maids are almost always some 50+ fat mexican woman.

I guess I do live in TX, but still...
Dude, those 50+ mexican maids drag their kids and grandkids along to learn the trade. You need to use the family owned businesses.

3 out of the 4 that I hired were definitely not bangable. One was. She also happened to be the worst of the 4, and that's saying something since they were all terrible.
Probably half my maids have been bangable. The best maid I ever had would clean in the nude. She wasn't the best because she did it naked, she was actually the best at cleaning. She didn't even mop, she would get on all 4's and scrub the floors and baseboards every time. But I wouldn't go out looking for one of those nude maid services because I hear they are terrible at cleaning. This girl had a regular cleaning business and noticed that dudes were always following her around looking at her ass. So she decided to offer to do it naked for twice the price and it was still a good deal.

Never fucked her. Made the mistake of asking her out though and she got squirrely and I lost her.
 

Izo

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Does Britain count as Europe?
No.
What cad said - the German Fraulein does not value $200/week as anything but pocket money. They consider the experience on the level of exchange student programs. Because they're white and not used to working. They hire phillipinians themselves for au pairs.
 

Izo

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The term is Filipinos. Don't ask me why they misspell their own shit.
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I know. My dads non-officer crew, OS, were always Filipinos. Rice and fish eating, cheap and hard working. Now theyre been replaced by even cheaper Russians he says. Meh.
 

Soygen

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I'm going to need to see a close-up of her asshole to provide final advice.

Whoops, sorry..."Grown Up Forum". Her anus, I mean.