Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Noodleface

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Easy answer : woman.

Now queue all the guys with their bang maids coming in to tell us how in that situation they'd get a blow job later that night.
 
Lejina

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Noodlemod_sl said:
Easy answer : woman.

Now queue all the guys with their bang maids coming in to tell us how in that situation they'd get a blow job later that night.
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Why, yes.

In other news I ordered a ring for her earlier. Shit is getting real.
 
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Noodlemod_sl said:
Easy answer : woman.

Now queue all the guys with their bang maids coming in to tell us how in that situation they'd get a blow job later that night.
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Every woman can randomly get mad at crazy shit you had nothing to do with. It is known.
 
opiate82

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Every woman can randomly get mad at crazy shit you had nothing to do with. It is known.
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Agreed, but later on when she realizes the faults in her ways and offers recompense with a blowjob I don't think she should be labeled as a "bang maid." That is genuine wife material right there.

When I fuck up and offer sexual favors to make amends am I a bang-handy-man? Or bang-tech-support (like that ever got me laid before...)?
 
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opiate82_sl said:
Agreed, but later on when she realizes the faults in her ways and offers recompense with a blowjob I don't think she should be labeled as a "bang maid." That is genuine wife material right there.

When I fuck up and offer sexual favors to make amends am I a bang-handy-man? Or bang-tech-support (like that ever got me laid before...)?
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The whole bang-maid meme was created by guys whose wives treat them like shit and they assume that any woman who is actually nice to you is submissive or under your control. There actually are good women out there.
 
Nester

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Cad_sl said:
The whole bang-maid meme was created by guys whose wives treat them like shit and they assume that any woman who is actually nice to you is submissive or under your control. There actually are good women out there.
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Pretty much this. The term "bang maid" is brought to you by men who make bad choices.
 
Khane

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I had never even heard the term before seeing it here. Turns out Onoes was the first one to use it in this thread.
 
Noodleface

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I've never taken anything to heart or personally here. I've even had people PM me and say sorry for what they said and I tell them not to worry about it, I don't get easily offended.
 
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Noodlemod_sl said:
I've never taken anything to heart or personally here. I've even had people PM me and say sorry for what they said and I tell them not to worry about it, I don't get easily offended.
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Ok cool just making sure of the rules.
 
Noodleface

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If you're referring to serious trolling here like some of our more prolific shitlords do from time to time, Tarrant is the one to watch out for. My trolling is tame and on-topic at least.
 
Namon

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Wife handles 100% of the finances and it seems to work. I never really want for anything outside of a new game here and there, and when that comes up, I just make sure it's ok to purchase it the next pay period.

If someone else wants a side piece, hey it's their life, I guess. But I'm 100% with the sentiment that 1 woman is enough maintenance, why in the world would I hate myself enough to double the workload. Not only that, crushing not only my wife, but my kids really would put a damper on the whole mood anyway.

And to Mrs. G: we used to have a female presence on this thread, but she seemed to disappear a while back, so another one would always be welcome.
 
Nester

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Mrs G, your perspective is welcomed and appreciated. Our last female contributor was Lindz, I think we scared her off last year. If you scroll down to the very bottom of this page you see a section called "tags for this thread." Which outlines her contributions to this discussions
 
Noodleface

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I do wonder what happened to her. I wanted to make her my queen and she disappeared into the night. Maybe she was chopped up, put into a suitcase with holes drilled into it, had dumbbells attached and dropped into the atlantic ocean. I just don't know what happened.
 
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