Marriage and the Power of Divorce
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Noodleface
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I think she said her husband posted here too. Maybe he started to get upset about it.
I will always remember the bra picture, and how she had sex 9 times a day. And if she couldn't have sex she would blow him.
I will always remember the bra picture, and how she had sex 9 times a day. And if she couldn't have sex she would blow him.
Noodleface
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My wife won't initiate anything that week, so I'll have to ask for a handy or a bj if I want one. I don't really like asking, it feels wrong, so I usually fend for myself.
We're in baby-making mode anyways so if I'm honest I can use the break.
We're in baby-making mode anyways so if I'm honest I can use the break.
Cad
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We usually take 3-4 days off during the time of blood. I've gotten BJ's during that time but I find it unsatisfying.. we have just thrown down dark colored towels and gone for it but it's not common. Once or twice a year I'd say. Mostly it's just time off.
My wife has been in IUD for the past three years or so and that has taken away her time of the month. Previously I would also have to fend for myself with the occasional handy. She's already got shit leaking out of her vag I kind of feel like an asshole being a needy child telling her to take care of my dick as a well.
Soygen
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BJs and anal, basically. Depending on how early or late in her period it is, we'll just have sex like normal. Ain't no big deal.
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My wife likes to grind on me to get off during that week. We've found period sex to be fine and good, but messy. Not the end of the world, so every other or every couple months we still put towels on the bed and go to town, but often she'll grind one out, then blow me and handy me to finish. It's okay, but it makes the following week better.
I suppose this is where the internet hero says that's the week where nothing but anal happens.
I suppose this is where the internet hero says that's the week where nothing but anal happens.
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My wife is a heavy bleeder. We've done period sex in the past but I mean it looks like a murder scene in our house even with lots of towels so it just isn't worth it for either of us.
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opiate82
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My wife doesn't like period sex so that is usually off the table but if I ask for something else she is usually willing to accommodate.
A couple of times she's been desperate for the cock but is still all self conscious about it. Her solution is usually to tie me to the bed and blindfold me, go to town then to clean up the mess before untying me. Really unnecessary as it doesn't gross me out at all but I'll never complain about her wanting to get kinky.
A couple of times she's been desperate for the cock but is still all self conscious about it. Her solution is usually to tie me to the bed and blindfold me, go to town then to clean up the mess before untying me. Really unnecessary as it doesn't gross me out at all but I'll never complain about her wanting to get kinky.
We have had sex twice in our marriage during period week and neither one of us were a fan of it.
I get a BJ during that time maybe every other month or so, neither of us are fans of those either. We just take a break.
Our normal week is about 3 times minimum and 5 times maximum.
I get a BJ during that time maybe every other month or so, neither of us are fans of those either. We just take a break.
Our normal week is about 3 times minimum and 5 times maximum.