Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Noodleface

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I don't cheat and would never cheat on principle. If I'm at the point where i am considering putting my dick in another woman my marriage is over. That's just me personally, I know there are guys that do it without a care
 
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Noodlemod_sl said:
I don't cheat and would never cheat on principle. If I'm at the point where i am considering putting my dick in another woman my marriage is over. That's just me personally, I know there are guys that do it without a care
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I think some people just get off on the thrill of courting someone new, and doing it illicitly makes it kind of an adventure. The risk/reward makes no sense on a logical level, and it's also flat out an immoral thing to do.
 
Noodleface

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I've been cheated on and I felt like shit, so it probably stems from that. Plus my wife, despite her many flaws, truly loves me and would never cheat on me.

With a son in the picture all I'd think about was him, what kind of role model would I be.
 
Fifey

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I can't imagine the effort it takes to keep a J49 type of thing going, so many lies to keep track of.
 
Noodleface

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Well I guess it helps that I already am getting laid. My wife won't blow me to completion, but I'm ok with that. J49 has some weird fetish for it.

SHould've tried the goods before he married.
 
Deathwing

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I think his (completely madeup) beef is that his wife won't such his dick at all, not just a complete blow job. Silly premise either way, but it gets him attention.
 
Khane

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Deathwing_sl said:
I think his (completely madeup) beef is that his wife won't such his dick at all, not just a complete blow job. Silly premise either way, but it gets him attention.
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Silly premise? Not at all. It's a great truth.

Men, want to keep your women happy and have a relationship that lasts? Never stop courting her.

Women, want to keep your men happy and have a relationship that lasts? Never stop sucking his dick.

EDIT: Maybe that should be @TheCloset's first tweet.
 
Big Phoenix

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There's several things that always deterred me from getting anything on the side but among them is the fact that for a normal affair, it's an emotional relationship. And if the chick knows I'm married, she literally has you by the balls every second of the day because she can go to your wife at anytime. Thats just too much risk, IMO. Hookers, for all their issues, don't give a fuck about your wife or you and just want money and will probably treat you better than a sidepiece anyway. It's not like I'm advocating for hookers but there's advantages.
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Lol, not necessarily. Read on usasexguide how a guy had his sugar baby calling up his wife trying to rat him out. He said he eventually convinced his wife it was a random crazy person.
 
Khane

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Big Phoenix_sl said:
Lol, not necessarily. Read on usasexguide how a guy had his sugar baby calling up his wife trying to rat him out. He said he eventually convinced his wife it was a random crazy person.
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Weird. I read the same thing on Rerolled.
 
Noodleface

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Look if getting his dick sucked is that important he shouldn't have gotten married. Mine sucks the dong but she doesnt want me slinging throat yogurt. Not a big deal for me.
 
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She will suck me off but won't let me blow in her throat or on her face so basically I just say what the hell is the point
 
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