Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Deathwing

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Fair enough. Maybe I'm just the weirdo of the group, but I thought at least interest in something like that(prostate stimulation specifically, not butt stuff) would be pretty common amongst men.
 
Mures

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Cad_sl said:
Haven't, and just don't really have any interest. Probably just being closed minded but the thought doesn't excite me at all.
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This is how I feel about the situation as well. I've also never butt chugged alcohol/cough syrup or plugged tabs in my asshole either though, so I guess I'm just weird like that!
 
Cad

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Deathwing_sl said:
Fair enough. Maybe I'm just the weirdo of the group, but I thought at least interest in something like that(prostate stimulation specifically, not butt stuff) would be pretty common amongst men.
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In all seriousness I think my ass is nasty. I poop nasty and just don't want to have anything to do with it, haha.
 
Deathwing

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No, that's the understandable part. I totally agree with that. Part of the reason I try to keep that region as hair-free as possible. You can be interested in prostate stimulation but never do anything about it because you have to go through the anus to get at it.

Again, I may just be the odd one.
 
lurkingdirk

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Soygen_sl said:
Maybe I'll have one of the new mods try it out.
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Khane

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Soygen_sl said:
I haven't tried myself, but I'm not necessarily against it. Maybe I'll have one of the new mods try it out.My girlfriend loves it and often comes more frequently during anal.
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How I read this post:

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moontayle

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Wife has always been irregular and not a heavy bleeder so we've never really paid much attention to it. I mean, you can tell when it's going on, blood does have a fairly distinctive smell, but it's never killed the mood or whatnot.
 
Khane

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Does blood really have a distinctive smell? I've never noticed any strange smells during period sex. Is my nose worthless? Will I never become a master sommelier?
 
Frenzied Wombat

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Period sex is gross. It's one thing to bang on maybe day 3-4, but during "prime time flow"? No fucking thanks, I'll pass on the candy cane dick. Can't count the number of times I've been conned into banging on a chicks period due to a claim of "I'm just spotting", only to witness a murder scene unfold on my sheets. I even had a girlfriend once that would claim that fucking would "jumpstart" her period and would ask me to fuck her if Aunt Flow was a day late. Now I don't buy that shit anymore and toss the girl a pair of red sweat pants and a vibrator.
 
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I can tell a day or two before my wife has her period that it is coming based on general smell of her vagina. I am not a fan of the smell in the slightest, that alone turns me off. Luckily my wife wants nothing to do with my dick during that time.
 
Frenzied Wombat

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I used to have the girl's period on my Outlook calendar as a recurring monthly reminder until I was giving a presentation at work and the notice popped up on the screen for approximately 30 people to see lol..
 
Aldarion

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Noodlemod_sl said:
I'm the true weirdo, I don't even like giving anal
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One of the weirdest things about the 21st century: theres so much butt talk, straight men end up thinking theyre odd for not being interested in putting their dick up someones butt. Sounds to me like someone has a case of the heterosexuality.
 
Khane

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Yea, putting your dick inside a woman is pretty homosexual. That's why I don't let women blow me, because it's basically the same as fucking a fish. Because fish have mouths too.
 
Hoss

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Frenzied Wombat_sl said:
I used to have the girl's period on my Outlook calendar as a recurring monthly reminder until I was giving a presentation at work and the notice popped up on the screen for approximately 30 people to see lol..
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You just needed to code it better. Did it say "WIFE GOES ON THE RAG TODAY"

Try "Tell Mrs Wombat she's pretty"
 
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