Marriage and the Power of Divorce

Izo

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Khane_sl said:
So you know a lot of non-caucasian Jews?
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Agraza

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There are a lot of non-white jews. They've been stereotyped very hard here in the states in part because most of our jewish population are ashkenazi or sephardi, the ones that lived in europe for over a millennium.
 
Noodleface

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So I partied fuckin hard last night.

How hard? You're probably wondering.

Hard enough to be sent via ambulance with alcohol poisoning to the ER and stay overnight.

I am such an idiot.
 
Nester

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Was this a family wedding? Did you stand up and give a toast to your penis and a block of cheddar cheese?
 
Noodleface

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I didn't give a speech, although I did the watch me whip dance in front of everyone. Then I was a maniac all night, apparently I was a party animal. I kept forcefully pulling people out to the floor. The dj said he'd never seen so many people dancing at a wedding.

Then out of nowhere I said "I need to sit down" and started puking all over myself. They wanted me to get into someone's car but I couldn't move my body. Next thing I know I am being awoken in the ER by a bunch of blood work being taken and the thought of "I really fucked up"

It was my brothers wedding. I apologized to him and his wife but they told me not to, they said it was the best night of their lives.

Still. I fucked up. My wife is real pissed.
 
Khane

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Noodlemod_sl said:
I didn't give a speech, although I did the watch me whip dance in front of everyone. Then I was a maniac all night, apparently I was a party animal. I kept forcefully pulling people out to the floor. The dj said he'd never seen so many people dancing at a wedding.

Then out of nowhere I said "I need to sit down" and started puking all over myself. They wanted me to get into someone's car but I couldn't move my body. Next thing I know I am being awoken in the ER by a bunch of blood work being taken and the thought of "I really fucked up"

It was my brothers wedding. I apologized to him and his wife but they told me not to, they said it was the best night of their lives.

Still. I fucked up. My wife is real pissed.
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That's not THAT bad of a story. You drank too much and had to go to the ER which is kinda stupid especially at our age but you were having fun and weren't belligerent. Usually when people get blackout drunk like that they are belligerent shitheads up until the point they start puking and piss everyone off by saying and doing ridiculous, terrible things.
 
Noodleface

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2 free bottles of wine at each table that no one wanted, drank 2 by myself.

Then a bunch of Bay breezes and several shots of Captain. I also pregamed with patron.
 
Arative

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Who was watching your kid? Last wedding we went too, the kid was up at his usual time at 6 am. Not a whole lot drinking
 
Noodleface

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We had a sitter and then family stepped in when bad shit went down. He was up around the time I got released this morning. Just glad I didn't shit myself
 
Gravy

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Noodlemod_sl said:
2 free bottles of wine at each table that no one wanted, drank 2 by myself.

Then a bunch of Bay breezes and several shots of Captain. I also pregamed with patron.
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I'm not going to make any assumptions about your manly-hood based on what you drank.
 
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