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Lanx

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Ultimate Valkyrie started as a sort of superhero fangirl with no actual powers. Joined a team of like-minded losers to make The Defenders. Then in Ultimates Volume 3 she suddenly had powers but had no idea why or how. I didn't stick around for the explanation because Volume 3 was one of the worst things to ever happen to a pretty good series ever.

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oh, don't forget that Ultimate Valkyrie, was Hank Pyms rebound sex fling cuz he had his usual inferiority complex issues, decided to take it out on janet(wasp) then she turned insect and he bug sprayed her, then Cap (with 1940's homey don't play that woman abuse ideal) confronts Hank pym when he giant's, takes him down by being Cap 'merica, kicks him off the team and takes his (wasp) woman.

and yes you're correct, after v3, Ultimates went to shit, somehow valkyrie is thor-girl basically, and might even have some asgard, thor looses the awesome axe-hammer, get's basic 616 mjolnir back, and talks like a normal guy(cuz stark donated to charity if he stopped talking like that) then ultimatum happened, valkyrie dies, thor says "no way"! goes to Hela (the asgard mephisto/devil/dead keeper, whatever) challenges her, Cap shows up cuz he dead too, they challenge together, win, and he's gotta sac his life for valkryrie to live. She revives chops off Magneto's arm(cuz he's the bad guy behind ultimatum, oh and he was in control of mjolnir too, he just magnet stole it from thor) and get's throat slashed by magneto. next (shitty volume) now she has mjolnir, then of course she looses mjolnir in the first issue, dies again, which then revives thor cuz they spirit linked or whatever, then valkryie revives again and is Hela's death bitch.

They fucked up Thor by giving him valkyrie, at this point, jane foster would have been super preferred (she was like leading the thor believers or something when the world thought thor was a fake, and just some guy with a cool belt and power hammer)
 

Cybsled

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Ya, Skye might be Jessica Drew at best, but I doubt they will go the Valk route.
 

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Now THAT is an awesome idea. Even him describing the after credits funeral scene gave me chills just thinking about it. I can't imagine what that would be like in a theater full of nerds.

The Loki idea is great too, but if this Vision thing comes true in any significant form, I don't know how I'll survive a 2.5 hour erection during the movie.
 

Skylancer81

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An hour from new Agents on/helping the team and the four episode push to Captain America Winter Soldier and it's aftermath arc. Good times.
 

PatrickStar

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Hopefully a serum that turns her into either She-Hulk or Spider Woman.

On the bright side...YES hot chick from Thor next week. I need more Jaimie Alexander in my life.
 

Skylancer81

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Will wait till after 12AM Eastern 9Pm Pacific to discuss tonight's show myself. Folks got into a long huff last time I started earlier hehe.
 

Cybsled

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It was hard to tell, but maybe the blue dude in the tube was a Kree?

If it -was- a Kree, then the Inhuman angle might be a possibility for Skye
 

Lanx

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keeps making me think of engineer from prometheus, it's dead, well at least it has autopsy marks, the chest was stitched up like after an autopsy was done. That was how "the vision" was introduced in the ultimate universe. the vision is an alien robot whose purpose is to warn civilizations of gah lak tus (galactus) next target, only this time the russians found the vision and kept him half dissected in a bunker for 50 years in a coma or something, then the vision woke up and became female vision.
 

Skylancer81

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Kree makes sense to me. Will give another galactic power a chance to be seen in this Marvel Universe. Plus is Skye has no negative side effects from the GH 325 it may help to show her alien hybrid aspect she may have.
I am wondering however with the Clairvoyant not being able to see that underground base what that means for his/her/its power level. Meaning is it more tech based than mental or what. Cause if it is mental being underground would not matter.